New Sports Festival Will Allow PEDs

[DieYoungStrong]

I see you met our trainer haahahahaha

We used to have a team chiropracter. Also doubled as our team juice dealer. I used to go to his office, get my back snapped into place and leave with a bottle of winny V.

I'll tell you a quick one about our QB. His nickname was Bumper. He was a D1 washout and 6-5, 260 lbs of muscle. He was built like Big Ben on tren, and a complete maniac. This dude could have played in the league if he didn't have so many addiction and mental issues. He'd pin fina in the locker room because he "needed" it right before the game, then you'd hear him in the stalls snorting coke, and he'd drink 2-3 vodka nips. Then he would head out to the field and absolutly sling it. Probably the most insane person I've ever met. I don't keep in touch with him, but thankfully I've heard he's still alive and has been sober for years.

Simpler times...

Sorry to sidetrack the thread.

 

[Yano]

We used to have a team chiropracter. Also doubled as our team juice dealer. I used to go to his office, get my back snapped into place and leave with a bottle of winny V.

I'll tell you a quick one about our QB. His nickname was Bumper. He was a D1 washout and 6-5, 260 lbs of muscle. He was built like Big Ben on tren, and a complete maniac. This dude could have played in the league if he didn't have so many addiction and mental issues. He'd pin fina in the locker room because he "needed" it right before the game, then you'd hear him in the stalls snorting coke, and he'd drink 2-3 vodka nips. Then he would head out to the field and absolutly sling it. Probably the most insane person I've ever met. I don't keep in touch with him, but thankfully I've heard he's still alive and has been sober for years.

Simpler times...

Sorry to sidetrack the thread.

First team was all fucking animals like that, this is going to be a hard one to swallow but , I played on a team named the Central Maine Storm for a while , Tim Silvia was one of our offensive guards , he's from waterville. He left to start fighting , with in a season or two some of us went to other places Seadragons, Raging Bulls there were a few decent teams.

Mental issues and drinking that was our QB , failed out of the naval academy or some such shit story we had heard, when he was on he had an arm like a rifle ,,, stressed or buzzed he would just toss it up like he was fucking blind .... what a nightmare

Outside linebacker "Bubba" no shit lol his family would come to games n hold up cardboard with it spelled on it haahaha , mean fucker , fast as shit juiced out of his mind with the googly eyes ,,, halftime , he would run out to the lot and suck down a coffee and a cigarette

 

[Yano]

@DieYoungStrong

First semi pro game ,, buddy and I walk out onto a college field in Mass, we look at each other ,,, I say ,, it's big ... he says ..yeah four wheeler big ...

We see some dudes doin sprints out on the track ,,, think track practice ,,, nope receivers n shit ... fuck me

I get eyes on the dude I'm going to have a hat on all game , across the field he looked big , up close he was a fucking mountain

Once i got in my stance I had to turn my head and shoulders to look up at his head .. he literally laughed at me.

My only real claim to fame was my speed and low low center of gravity , before he hit his kick slide I was around him , my tiny legs just fucking moving for all hell n earth lol

It got mad physical as it went on , end of the game I had bruises up n down my arms from smashing him in the mask over n over n over , couldnt move my hands right.

He came up to me in the parking lot and patted me on the shoulder told me , little man , you are the meanest mother fucker I ever met and headed to his truck

 

[rawdeal]

. . . .

Simpler times...

Sorry to sidetrack the thread.

Lmao. Fuck the op ... I'm loving where you and @Yano are taking this .

 

[DieYoungStrong]

@DieYoungStrong

First semi pro game ,, buddy and I walk out onto a college field in Mass, we look at each other ,,, I say ,, it's big ... he says ..yeah four wheeler big ...

We see some dudes doin sprints out on the track ,,, think track practice ,,, nope receivers n shit ... fuck me

I get eyes on the dude I'm going to have a hat on all game , across the field he looked big , up close he was a fucking mountain

Once i got in my stance I had to turn my head and shoulders to look up at his head .. he literally laughed at me.

My only real claim to fame was my speed and low low center of gravity , before he hit his kick slide I was around him , my tiny legs just fucking moving for all hell n earth lol

It got mad physical as it went on , end of the game I had bruises up n down my arms from smashing him in the mask over n over n over , couldnt move my hands right.

He came up to me in the parking lot and patted me on the shoulder told me , little man , you are the meanest mother fucker I ever met and headed to his truck

I have played against a team from Maine in the early 2000's, maybe it was you guys...

I am 5-10. I played outside backer at a juiced up 235 in semi-pro. I thought I was a Sam Mills kind of guy. Short and stocky...but I was very white boy fast. I was a 200lb strong safety before I met the loves of my life - deca and dbol. I kept the speed when the weight packed on.

One game I played against another big time team in MA. 2 D ends got hurt early and coach asked me to drop down and play DE. I lined up against a dude who looked like the undertaker. First thing he said to me was - I take shits bigger then you . I asked him after the game and he said he was 6-6, 330.

I had a sack and a couple tackles in the game, we won, and everyone was telling me how key I was to step up and play DE. I guess they didn't see the other 50 plays of the game where this gorilla who smelled like shit was just driving me into the ground on my failed speed rushes. He would sit on me and be sticking his hamburger helper hands and piss smelling gloves in my mouth and trying to eye gouge me. I had to punch him in the nuts a few times to get him off me. Fat f**k. I tried to bull rush him once and he tossed me about 5 yards through the air like I was a fly. Stuck to speed rushes after that.

One time we played a team from Springfield, MA, and half of them were ex-cons. We had a helmet swinging brawl and game cancelled before they even finished playing the national anthem. Thankfully it was a home game so I just got changed and headed to the bar.

The good ol' days

 

[Yano]

I have played against a team from Maine in the early 2000's, maybe it was you guys...

I am 5-10. I played outside backer at a juiced up 235 in semi-pro. I thought I was a Sam Mills kind of guy. Short and stocky...but I was very white boy fast. I was a 200lb strong safety before I met the loves of my life - deca and dbol. I kept the speed when the weight packed on.

One game I played against another big time team in MA. 2 D ends got hurt early and coach asked me to drop down and play DE. I lined up against a dude who looked like the undertaker. First thing he said to me was - I take shits bigger then you . I asked him after the game and he said he was 6-6, 330.

I had a sack and a couple tackles in the game, we won, and everyone was telling me how key I was to step up and play DE. I guess they didn't see the other 50 plays of the game where this gorilla who smelled like shit was just driving me into the ground on my failed speed rushes. He would sit on me and be sticking his hamburger helper hands and piss smelling gloves in my mouth and trying to eye gouge me. I had to punch him in the nuts a few times to get him off me. Fat f**k. I tried to bull rush him once and he tossed me about 5 yards through the air like I was a fly. Stuck to speed rushes after that.

One time we played a team from Springfield, MA, and half of them were ex-cons. We had a helmet swinging brawl and game cancelled before they even finished playing the national anthem. Thankfully it was a home game so I just got changed and headed to the bar.

The good ol' days

Western Mass Machine , I loved those guys when we played them , just animals !! Played em a couple times a year.

I blew the mask off their fullbacks helmet one game , knocked the screws out of it haahahah it was hanging crooked .. we were both stumbling and laughing , GREAT bunch of dudes.

We would all take a knee together after the game for a prayer in a big circle

Miss shit like that

 

[rawdeal]

AND ... now that those 2 old ballers are done reminiscing ... back on topic

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25204742-wada-says-it-will-urge-authorities-shut-down-enhanced-games-athletes-peds

 

[Yano]

AND ... now that those 2 old ballers are done reminiscing ... back on topic

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25204742-wada-says-it-will-urge-authorities-shut-down-enhanced-games-athletes-peds

WADA is funny , pay them enough and they suddenly lose tests and interest.