New fight card Phil, Chuck norris, Ergo, Bear grylls

[crowman]

who is gonna win the fights:

Chuck Norris Vs Phil Hernon

Ergo Pep Vs Bear Grylls

please post why and how

 

[IronInsanity]

Probably needs to go in the flame forum............

 

[Qwerty1424]

BOLAN!!!! he uses follstatin!!!

 

[ajdos]

LMFAO! Well Im a terrible prognosticator Ill leave the calls to the pros.

 

[crowman]

Probably needs to go in the flame forum............

damn it was all in good fun. I guess we could throw bolan in the mix too. it needed to be based on facts so i didnt find the flame forum fitting lol.

 

[Lizard King]

Chuck Norris Vs Phil Hernon

Phil blows some folli powder into Chuck's face (which is really bleach powder) burns chucks eyes. Chuck tried to harness the force and fight blind but Phil has the Peptide Posse with him, they hold Chuck down while Phil beats him with a sack full of LBA's.

Ergo Pep Vs Bear Grylls
Bear being out in nature has constructed a water trap filled with a weeks worth of his own urine. He has the Ergo Pep Posse walking right into his trap, the spring it and get soaked, thus attracting all of the predators. The Egro Pep Posse, used to being pissed on is not affected, the snap open all of their Peps, crush them up and rub them all over each others naked bodies. The peps interact with the urine and they form a Pep-Voltron and crush Bear.

 

[IronCore]

chuck norris vs phil hernon

phil blows some folli powder into chuck's face (which is really bleach powder) burns chucks eyes. Chuck tried to harness the force and fight blind but phil has the peptide posse with him, they hold chuck down while phil beats him with a sack full of lba's.

Ergo pep vs bear grylls
bear being out in nature has constructed a water trap filled with a weeks worth of his own urine. He has the ergo pep posse walking right into his trap, the spring it and get soaked, thus attracting all of the predators. the egro pep posse, used to being pissed on is not affected, the snap open all of their peps, crush them up and rub them all over each others naked bodies. The peps interact with the urine and they form a pep-voltron and crush bear.

bwahahahahahaaa!!!!

 

[crowman]

Chuck Norris Vs Phil Hernon

Phil blows some folli powder into Chuck's face (which is really bleach powder) burns chucks eyes. Chuck tried to harness the force and fight blind but Phil has the Peptide Posse with him, they hold Chuck down while Phil beats him with a sack full of LBA's.

Ergo Pep Vs Bear Grylls
Bear being out in nature has constructed a water trap filled with a weeks worth of his own urine. He has the Ergo Pep Posse walking right into his trap, the spring it and get soaked, thus attracting all of the predators. The Egro Pep Posse, used to being pissed on is not affected, the snap open all of their Peps, crush them up and rub them all over each others naked bodies. The peps interact with the urine and they form a Pep-Voltron and crush Bear.

bwahahaha lmfao!!!

 

[HDH]

TAG TEAM!!!!

Chuck & Bear

VS

Phil & Pep Boys

The only rules:

PEPTIDE USE ONLY

The place:

VIETNAM JUNGLE

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It's Friday afternoon, Chuck and Bear are deep in the jungle and getting a good, gut wrenching, super pump Total Gym XLS workout. They are happy that they have been using some g2g peptides that Bear picked up in England a few weeks prior to meeting Chuck at the river before their long journey. They take turns checking themselves out in front of the mirror they have tacked on a tree while the other hits a couple sets.

Out of nowhere 2 bodies drop from the sky and make a grueling thud as they hit the ground. Chuck and Bear go to investigate. It's two guys with unopened parachutes wearing Pep Boys t-shirts. Chuck says, looks like the dumb fucks didn't pack the shoots correctly. Bear says, look... in the sky, three parachuters. Chuck says, it must be Phil and the boys, they have found our training camp.

Chuck and Bear immediately run for the tents so they can high dose some peptides and grab a copy of the Ergo lab reports. By that time the three are just about to hit the ground, pulling their pins of injected peptides out just before they land. Bear yells, you using those Ergo peps with only three of you now? Phil says, ya, it's the best peps out there. Little did Phil know that Chuck and Bear saw the reports outside of ProM.

Bear held the labs up and said, we know better than that, these are the labs mates.

Phil and the boys look at each other in disbelief. Each having a flash back of dreams the night before of midgets running around the peptide office. One mumbles someone is getting banned at ProM for this.

Chuck and Bear start walking towards them as they take steps back. They are afraid of the real peps and the Total Gym XLS workouts. They don't get far though as a couple dozen MIAs won't let them. The MIAs were already pissed because they were using the Ergo peps before the labs came out.

Chuck and Bear just let the MIAs have them and wrote it off as jungle justice.

After months of beatings and torture they were sentenced to their own peps and working out with the first, original Total Gym and no mirrors for the rest of their lives.

HDH

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[HDH]

Chuck Norris Vs Phil Hernon

Phil blows some folli powder into Chuck's face (which is really bleach powder) burns chucks eyes. Chuck tried to harness the force and fight blind but Phil has the Peptide Posse with him, they hold Chuck down while Phil beats him with a sack full of LBA's.

Ergo Pep Vs Bear Grylls
Bear being out in nature has constructed a water trap filled with a weeks worth of his own urine. He has the Ergo Pep Posse walking right into his trap, the spring it and get soaked, thus attracting all of the predators. The Egro Pep Posse, used to being pissed on is not affected, the snap open all of their Peps, crush them up and rub them all over each others naked bodies. The peps interact with the urine and they form a Pep-Voltron and crush Bear.

Thanks for the inspiration. LOL

HDH