Readers Digest Version: we are mobile eating shitting and reproducing machines that get around like mofo's and likes us some entertainment, we spend too much time in the car and working- don't let life fritter away...
Oh, I'm not so sure about the 35,000 miles walked though, considering how fucking fat people are todays. Obesity rate at close to 60% I believe? Someone ain't walking their miles.
Still some good trivia. Can ya find the sexual information as well?