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Haha. Bro you know I have story on this one.Bruh , immma buy you a pump cover shirt for the gym haahahaha that sucks
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Yes I Can Lift Heavy Things | No I Will Not Help You Move by bigg1979
With great power comes great responsibility. Tired of being taken advantage of just because you lift and are too nice to say "no"?! Here's the answer to that age-old dilemma; simply wear this shirt everyday for the rest of your life and you are immune to the requests of every friend and...www.teepublic.com
I was at the tanning salon. I am friends with the owners and the wife is a bikini competitor. Anyways, she works for Amazon as a delivery driver and they drop off all the items at the salon for her to distribute. She told her husband, "Hey I am going to need you for a minute to help me lift a things." He says, "Well, *** is here, he can help you." I said, "Hold the fuck on, these muscles are for show only." The entire salon busted up laughing. I explained I lift heavy things in a very specific manner. Anything outside of that, I hire people. That is how you get hurt. I can call up my strongman buddies. They all work at furniture moving businesses. They do this shit for fun and as a living.