Frank Rizzo's ProTips tips thread for tips

[Frank Rizzo]

The first installment is one for the fellas. There will be plenty for the broads out there once things get rolling, including 60 things you didnt know tampons could also be used for and other classics.
Without further delay, our first installment.

ProTip 1.0: Magnetic wallets
Recommendation: Strong Do not want

Analysis: A magnetic wallet at first seems brilliant. It isn't. You will find out soon enough that piece of shit will get stuck to places and blend in. Youll spend hours looking for it every day. You think a black wallet cant blend into a chrome lamp in plain site? WRONG. It can. And it does. Every day.
Also a big problem is your casino free play cards will get wiped clean and youll need a new one every time you accidently put it in the wrong pocket with your wallet. For some ungodly reason casinos still use the old card technology affected by magnets.

Trust me fellas. Keep the magnets at home for treating torn ACLs and cold sores.

 

[trentracks]

Howard Johnson is the king of magnets.

 

[Gms585]

 

[Frank Rizzo]

PRO TIP 2.0:
List a popular costly item on ebay and use another account to outbid everyone for the item so that no one ever wins it. You will feel a sense of superiority which spawns confidence. Step 2:Use newly gained confidence to profit.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

PRO TIP 2.1:
The more expensive the item you list, the wealthier the attempting bidders will be. You will have superiority over wealthy people. This produces EXTRA confidence. Extra confidence = extra profit.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I am smarter than ever. I just want everyone to know that. So expect some really good info in this thread to come. The above is just a taste. I had a tumor removed from my spine this year and I feel like I have reawakened. I am certain the tumor had been holding me back this whole time, maybe as long as 10 years, from realizing my final form.

 

[Jin]

Hopefully your final form will be more amusing.

From one Troll to another: Try harder. Please.

I am rooting for you, Jerky.

 

[CFM]

Al Gore invented magnets.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Hopefully your final form will be more amusing.

From one Troll to another: Try harder. Please.

I am rooting for you, Jerky.

Let me guess, you prefer references to protein farts and funny lifting gym members? Enjoy level 1 faggot.

 

[CFM]

Frank is the funniest guy, in his mom's basement.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Frank is the funniest guy, in his mom's basement.

And the whitest in your moms pussy

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Show me how good you are Jin...Show me some complexities mother fucker