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MuscleHead
- Jan 11, 2013
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I acted like a shithead today but it's kind of funny so I'll post it here. It's copy/paste from my other forum:
Homeboy was trying to superset on 3 different machines, with almost zero weight on each of them, and had used like his towel and keys and shit to claim them. I asked how many sets of this he had left and he said he'd just started, even though I'd watched him do 2 sets each on all of the machines.
I said, "You know it's not entirely reasonable to take up 3 machines at once in a crowded gym"
He said, "People superset here all the time"
I said, "Yeah maybe more advanced lifters who know what they're doing will use two machines at-"
And he blurted out "YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ADVANCED LIFTER? YOU'RE JUST A FAT GUY".
I wear an enormous hoodie and enormous sweats at the gym so no one can really see my body, but if you have a brain you can tell that i'm not fat. Anyway he said this so I just walked up and picked up his towel and walked across the gym with it calmly and plunked it into the trash can. With him trailing behind me huffing and puffing but afraid to grab it from me.
So while he was digging that out of the trash I went back to the other machine and grabbed his keys off of it and same thing- sauntered over to the trash can and plunked 'em in with him one inch behind me the whole time.
Then I went back over to the hammer strength lat pull and threw on some more weight and started using it. Then he grabbed onto the back to try to stop me but that didnt work so he JUMPED ONTO IT and put his whole body weight on the back side (on the two extra prongs that face inward) and I just kept repping it out with his full weight on there until he fell off onto the floor.
Then he started screaming that he was going to call the police, which he either did do or pretended to do while everyone stared and I just kept working out. Literally every person in the gym was watching him flip out but I just kept on lifting. It was my last exercise of the day so I got up and said "bye faggot" because I knew it would enrage him further and it did.
The manager walked up just in time to see him screaming at me, "NO, YOU ARE THE FAGGOT! YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT..." and he literally had foamy spit in the corners of his mouth and a string of spittle connecting his lips and his face was red and he looked completely, entirely insane and everyone was laughing.
As I left the manager thanked me for remaining calm and told me to have a nice day.
Homeboy was trying to superset on 3 different machines, with almost zero weight on each of them, and had used like his towel and keys and shit to claim them. I asked how many sets of this he had left and he said he'd just started, even though I'd watched him do 2 sets each on all of the machines.
I said, "You know it's not entirely reasonable to take up 3 machines at once in a crowded gym"
He said, "People superset here all the time"
I said, "Yeah maybe more advanced lifters who know what they're doing will use two machines at-"
And he blurted out "YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ADVANCED LIFTER? YOU'RE JUST A FAT GUY".
I wear an enormous hoodie and enormous sweats at the gym so no one can really see my body, but if you have a brain you can tell that i'm not fat. Anyway he said this so I just walked up and picked up his towel and walked across the gym with it calmly and plunked it into the trash can. With him trailing behind me huffing and puffing but afraid to grab it from me.
So while he was digging that out of the trash I went back to the other machine and grabbed his keys off of it and same thing- sauntered over to the trash can and plunked 'em in with him one inch behind me the whole time.
Then I went back over to the hammer strength lat pull and threw on some more weight and started using it. Then he grabbed onto the back to try to stop me but that didnt work so he JUMPED ONTO IT and put his whole body weight on the back side (on the two extra prongs that face inward) and I just kept repping it out with his full weight on there until he fell off onto the floor.
Then he started screaming that he was going to call the police, which he either did do or pretended to do while everyone stared and I just kept working out. Literally every person in the gym was watching him flip out but I just kept on lifting. It was my last exercise of the day so I got up and said "bye faggot" because I knew it would enrage him further and it did.
The manager walked up just in time to see him screaming at me, "NO, YOU ARE THE FAGGOT! YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU ARE A FAGGOT..." and he literally had foamy spit in the corners of his mouth and a string of spittle connecting his lips and his face was red and he looked completely, entirely insane and everyone was laughing.
As I left the manager thanked me for remaining calm and told me to have a nice day.
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