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graniteman

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Me as well but I also plan on purchasing a fake Rolex and an old Bentley GT with a burnt title............:)

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midevil

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I find it strange that a woman would make a comment about a man's penis size in mixed company. I can't recall ever hearing women have such conversation, and certainly not when one or more males were standing around. But, oh well...



I find it hard to believe you're in disbelief. You must work in a corporate setting where everyone is on needles and pins being politically correct. Screw that. I wasn't offended a bit.
 
Regulator

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maybe my nut sack in her grill sparked the conversation... lol...
I bet u jumped up on her desk and said "u coming to the BBQ" and she said "what BBQ" and u said "then one where I slap my meat all up on yo grill"!
 
brutus79

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I find it hard to believe you're in disbelief. You must work in a corporate setting where everyone is on needles and pins being politically correct. Screw that. I wasn't offended a bit.

I am a manger in a large corporation and I posed the question to my heterosexual employees "would you rather have sex with a dead person of the opposite sex (still warm) or a live person of the same sex?" Rhe overwhelming majority chose the dead one.
 
midevil

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I am a manger in a large corporation and I posed the question to my heterosexual employees "would you rather have sex with a dead person of the opposite sex (still warm) or a live person of the same sex?" Rhe overwhelming majority chose the dead one.

LMFAO!! atta boy
 
Mini Forklift Ⓥ

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I'm standing on the receptionists desk and the topic of steroids came up when my coworker showed me a cool pic of Jay Cutler on his smart phone. One of the receptionist chuckled and said she dated a guy once that used steroids. She added it was a horrible experience. I asked why was that? She replied that he had the smallest dick she ever saw or experienced. She went on that it was so small that it was useless. I chimed in that he probably had a tiny weenie to begin with ... etc. Then the other receptionist said Didn't I know that steroids make your dick little? These girls are in their early 20's and they really believe this to be true!

LMFAO!

I just changed the subject.

We all know it shrinks the testies but shrinking the unit is something I have not experienced.
Maybe this is why most of ex girlfriends though I was a steroid abuser...
 
Big_paul

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I'm standing on the receptionists desk and the topic of steroids came up when my coworker showed me a cool pic of Jay Cutler on his smart phone. One of the receptionist chuckled and said she dated a guy once that used steroids. She added it was a horrible experience. I asked why was that? She replied that he had the smallest dick she ever saw or experienced. She went on that it was so small that it was useless. I chimed in that he probably had a tiny weenie to begin with ... etc. Then the other receptionist said Didn't I know that steroids make your dick little? These girls are in their early 20's and they really believe this to be true!

LMFAO!

I just changed the subject.

We all know it shrinks the testies but shrinking the unit is something I have not experienced.

Brother next time that happens you show her how mistaken she is. If you are too shy, I will text her a photo, and if she's hot I will send her an airline ticket to paradise.
 
shortz

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I had no choice but to use steroids. My dink was so huge, no chic wanted to touch it. Now, after years of aas abuse, it's finally a reasonable enough size that women will bang me.
 
RAIDEN

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Lets think out of the box here.

If roids make your muscles bigger, and your penis is a muscle (kind of sort of) wouldnt it make your pp bigger?
 
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I am a manger in a large corporation and I posed the question to my heterosexual employees "would you rather have sex with a dead person of the opposite sex (still warm) or a live person of the same sex?" Rhe overwhelming majority chose the dead one.

Why you gotta make me choose? Why I can't have both??

Was DP on the dead person of opposite sex a choice? Cuz that would be awesome!
 
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