So glad to hear that everyone was OK! Sometimes a few feet here or there, and someone is seriously injured.
Also, congrats on typing the knot. GS, probably the best decision you ever made!
Has anyone even speculated that the poor kid may have been mesmorized by TG bending over to get the gym bag? After all, her name is tightglutes for god's sake! Might have been the first time he'd ever gazed on something like that....