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- Dec 11, 2022
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Your mama is so fat, when she goes to KFC she licks everybody’s fingers
Your mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet the toilet took a shit.
Your mama is so fat, the last time she went on a date, the guy had to demand reparations.
Your mama is so fat, the last time she had sex the guy’s family had to file a missing persons report.
Your mama is so fat, she uses a grease gun for a douche.
*Your mama is so fat, when I asked her for her phone number all she had to do was was write down the area code.
Your mama is so fat, her husband asked for a cattle prod for his birthday
Your mama is so fat, when Weight Watchers rolled out the red carpet for her she thought it was a giant fruit roll up.
Your mama is such a fat whore, I bought a used car and found her wedding dress in the back seat.
Your mama is such a fat whore, it took her three driver’s training courses just to learn how to sit upright in the front seat.
Your mama is so fat, the guests at her funeral thought it was a potluck dinner.
Your mama is so fat, we used her to play pin the tail on the donkey at your birthday parties.
*my personal favorite
I wrote all of these myself a couple nights ago.
I have a ton more I’ve written down over the years
Your mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet the toilet took a shit.
Your mama is so fat, the last time she went on a date, the guy had to demand reparations.
Your mama is so fat, the last time she had sex the guy’s family had to file a missing persons report.
Your mama is so fat, she uses a grease gun for a douche.
*Your mama is so fat, when I asked her for her phone number all she had to do was was write down the area code.
Your mama is so fat, her husband asked for a cattle prod for his birthday
Your mama is so fat, when Weight Watchers rolled out the red carpet for her she thought it was a giant fruit roll up.
Your mama is such a fat whore, I bought a used car and found her wedding dress in the back seat.
Your mama is such a fat whore, it took her three driver’s training courses just to learn how to sit upright in the front seat.
Your mama is so fat, the guests at her funeral thought it was a potluck dinner.
Your mama is so fat, we used her to play pin the tail on the donkey at your birthday parties.
*my personal favorite
I wrote all of these myself a couple nights ago.
I have a ton more I’ve written down over the years
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