Poptart pump

[uphillclimb]

UHC my wife says hello, and that she forgives you for not being able to maintain an erection and for crying the entire time you were trying to perform cunnilingus.

It was like she was stretching dough trying to get me hard.

I'll try the triple bagger theory next run. Maybe that'll help.

 

[GuerillaKilla]

What a douchebag. Using my own pulling dough line in a shitty comment about you ****ing my wife. IM IMPRESSED!!!




and no no matter how many bags you pull over your head she still isn't going to enjoy it.

 

[uphillclimb]

What a douchebag. Using my own pulling dough line in a shitty comment about you ****ing my wife. IM IMPRESSED!!!




and no no matter how many bags you pull over your head she still isn't going to enjoy it.

One for her, one for me and one for the dog.....poor fella shouldn't have to ever see that again.

 

[woodswise]

Gd*mn it I am on a keto diet since January and avoided this thread after it was started until now . . . I wish I hadn't opened it cause now I can't get rid of all the images of you guys eating poptarts that are lodged inside my brain like groundhog day with Bill Murray!!!!

 

[Seira_1337]

I think I'll watch an endless loop of the Nyan pop tart cat until my brain explodes and save the calories.

 

[GuerillaKilla]

One for her, one for me and one for the dog.....poor fella shouldn't have to ever see that again.

She asked that you pull hers over her head and then duct tape the bottom around her neck so she loses consciousness and eventually dies before realizing she had to experience the utter disappointment of ****ing you again.

 

[uphillclimb]

She asked that you pull hers over her head and then duct tape the bottom around her neck so she loses consciousness and eventually dies before realizing she had to experience the utter disappointment of ****ing you again.

At least id be the last to hit it.

 

[GuerillaKilla]

Uh, no you wouldn't.

 

[uphillclimb]

Uh, no you wouldn't.

Touche you m'fer.

At least she'll be lubed nice and well for you.....might smell like chlorine but you'll be gtg.

 

[GuerillaKilla]

Its all good. I already told her shes too hot to let go, so when the day comes ill just throw her in the nuke like a Quest bar for a few seconds. That and some Royal Purple gear oil and she should be ready for all kinds of action