I am thankful to MMA/UFC because....

[uphillclimb]

My neighbor has 2 bunny rabbits.

 

[kingkrazy1012]

unsubscribe

Please !!!

 

[Turbolag]

Nevermind....

 

[schultz1]

I think fighting skills are important. After watching mma I've developed my own skills. Skills that allowed me do this:

I robbed this jewelry store, and then made the owner make me a grill. And I then said, make the whole top diamond, and the bottom rows gold.

Then, this girl in the store saw the whole thing.

And she said: smile for me daddy.

To which I replied..... What are you looking at?

She said: let me see your grill

I said: let you see my what?!

And she said: your grill!

And she said: how'd you get your grill that way? And how much did you pay?

And I said: I watch mma and beat up the owner.





(Hope you guys get this joke)

Your attempt at humor :261::gay:

 

[Littleguy]

Your attempt at humor :261::gay:

LMao!!:261:
Thanks Shultzy

 

[Lizard King]

LMao!!:261:
Thanks Shultzy

You're still able to type after the virtual beat down I gave you son?!?!?

Turbo, ask your moms to proof read your attempts at humor in the future please....

 

[Turbolag]

Can't win em all......

:violin:

 

[PillarofBalance]

Nothing more dangerous then an online mobster..scary as **** and connected all over the net

Yeah like Tilltheend... Mexican Mafia ya know!


Personally, I don't get into physical altercations. Cause I'm a grown up.

 

[Turbolag]

Personally, I don't get into physical altercations. Cause I'm a grown up.

How about after 9 margaritas?

 

[Lizard King]

Yeah like Tilltheend... Mexican Mafia ya know!


Personally, I don't get into physical altercations. Cause I'm a grown up.

That and your small woman hands, lol

 

[Cheops]

10 street fights per year??
Please tell me your under 25 yrs old or at least live in republic of congo....or maybe WWE Intercontinental Champion?


im not being a wise ass either..

at least it sounds like you are winning the fights

Of course he is winning. The dude has no qualms about delivering game changing knees or helicopter kicks to the nutsack. I wouldn't be surprised if he hadn't in fact eye gouged at least 3 of his last ten opponents .