R
rawdeal
TID Board Of Directors
- Nov 29, 2013
- 4,343
- 3,517
lol, mostly mine just hurt my pride. The 2nd scope in the OR I was knocked out, no problemo. It was that 1st, easier, scope I was bummed out about. Described my symptoms to a male Uro, he said "wait here," then 2 damn females show up and prep me for the scope. I had not gone there for sexual reasons, but you do kinda like to represent well at least, in a polite way of course. As soon as my dick heard words like "numbing gel" and "place the scope," it got smaller than it had ever been since I was a fetus and headed for higher ground, probably looked like an average clit with that tiny pee hole, all they were after anyway I guess. All I could think of was that this was the first, and last impression I would ever make with these 2, and thank god they were not friends or neighbors or knew me in my regular life in any way.
Damn male doc came in then, guided the scope upward and watched on a nearby screen, just like with colonoscopies. I was terrified, but it didn't actually hurt in my case, it was uncomfortable, but more like the pressure you feel when a dentist pulls a tooth that is not actual pain. Maybe I was just lucky, maybe those 2 women really knew their way around a penis, I don't know. I've had a few colonoscopies, many dentist appt's in my life, most of the bad was the anticipation, not the (my) reality. Having done all these, I would not look forward to future encounters, but I wouldn't lose sleep the night before either.
