IronSoul
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- Apr 2, 2013
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A boy and his grandfather went fishing. As they were fishing the grandfather pulls out a cigar and starts smoking. The boy asks his Grandpa If he can have one. The grandpa asked the boy, can your dick touch your butthole? The boy says no, and the grandpa says well then no you can't. A little later grandpa opens a beer and the boy asks for one and the grandpa asks him the Same question, and the outcome is the same. Later on the boy pulls out some cookies and begins to eat them, his grandpa asks for one and the boy says can your dick touch your butthole and the grandpa says yes it can. The boy says well good, go **** yourself grandma made these for me!
SuperG
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- Jun 1, 2012
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?" Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?" Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
