Mountain Dew With 5% Alcohol

[treetop]

Just tried "hard" Mountain Dew and it's delicious! 5% alcohol and 100 calories per 12oz can. Beats the hell out of hard seltzers I occasionally enjoy when craving booze. This stuff will be easy to over do so hopefully I won't drink too many and wake up during a prostate massage at an Asian massage parlor Happy ending only, my b-hole needs no extra attention.

Hard Mtn Dew

hardmountaindew.com

 

[Lizard King]

They make a hard everything now. One of the energy drinks makes a hard seltzer, don't remember which one.
Hard Arizona iced tea is out there also, hard Lipton tea etc.

 

[Snachito1]

Ohh damn, I'm going to have to give that a try!

 

[Glycomann]

Wouldn't it be better to just add a shot of mid-range vodka?

 

[Glycomann]

I've been drinking too much. i go through 3 bottles of wine every week. I did just cut down from 4. Hoping to land a new job where people are more sane soon.