You might be a Dipshit if you...

[MR. BMJ]

You can add on with your own if you think of any, lol.

You are a dipshit if you are driving to a 4-way stop and you stop 30 feet behind the line just so you can beat another car and drive through first.

 

[kid666]

One of my all-time favorites was:
You might be a Redneck if you refer to the 4th grade as "my senior year".

 

[jipped genes]

All of the lanes are open but you choose the far right to go straight while I want to turn right.

 

[MR. BMJ]

All of the lanes are open but you choose the far right to go straight while I want to turn right.

Holy crap dude, that was the other one I was going to post up, LOL!!!

All the jackasses out here in this town I live in take up all lanes at a stop sign when they are trying to make a left, thus blocking me from even being able to pull-up and make a right hand turn.

Furthermore, they will make a right hand turn from the left lane at a stop sign instead of merging over to the right before they stop and eventually turn an hour later.

Then you have the slapasses who are coming to a stop the same time you are and instead of just seeing who goes first, they just run the stop sign like they stopped.

Maybe I should have just made the thread about morons on the road, lol.

 

[monsoon]

Make a wide turn in a double turn lane.

 

[JackD]

I love the idiots that are in the far left lane on the expressway going 90 miles an hour, then shoot across 4 lanes like no one is on the road to get off an exit they clearly aren’t making… either almost causing a massive pileup, or causing it.

 

[NDLessPSYcle]

Wear flip flops when attending a sports event and visit the men’s bathroom

 

[kid666]

Wear flip flops riding a Harley, or any bike for that matter.

 

[Lizard King]

Speed up when I try and pass you

 

[ValeTudo8080]

I am guilty of all of these i think.........hahahaha

 

[monsoon]

I’m sure we all do something that pisses someone else off

 

[norm]

Speed up when I try and pass you

Oh boy, major peeve of mine. Just any mellow type of passing leads the other car to speed up as if "oh no, I wasn't going slow...". So I speed up faster and pass. Then 99% of the time, they keep up the pace (for show) and then soon drop back to the original slow speed as they drift from my mirror.
Are people really this shallow? I think so.