Rottenrogue
Strongwoman
- Jan 26, 2011
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After Mikes powerlifting post I had to post this one up......
- you have a flat tire, and instead of changing it, you just roll your car until you reach your destination;
- you can use your belly instead of an Atlas Stone;
- you can squat 4 times your body weight, but can’t go to do some cardio, as you are too afraid of knee injuries;
- you’d rather lift heavy objects than having sex;
- sex lasts only 3 minutes, because you’re too tired after the 6 hours training session you’ve just came from;
- you don’t have weights to practice Farmer’s Walk, therefore you decide to carry a little bit your mom and dad, just to warm up a little;
- you like to spend time with other strong men, more than you like to spend it with your family;
- lifting a 600 lbs stone is the dream of your life;
in order to make your mother in law to shut the fuck up, you clean and jerk her for a couple of times;
- you’ve beaten at least once one or two squat rack curlers;
- you are a supplement whore;
- running through Wallmart‘s parking lot with a huge wooden log on your back is perfectly normal for you;
- every time you lift a shopping bag, you scream and lift it over your head;
- you take your kids to school by pulling their bus with your bare feet until you reach the gates of the school;
Taken from ebodybuilding posted by : Matei Iurea
- you have a flat tire, and instead of changing it, you just roll your car until you reach your destination;
- you can use your belly instead of an Atlas Stone;
- you can squat 4 times your body weight, but can’t go to do some cardio, as you are too afraid of knee injuries;
- you’d rather lift heavy objects than having sex;
- sex lasts only 3 minutes, because you’re too tired after the 6 hours training session you’ve just came from;
- you don’t have weights to practice Farmer’s Walk, therefore you decide to carry a little bit your mom and dad, just to warm up a little;
- you like to spend time with other strong men, more than you like to spend it with your family;
- lifting a 600 lbs stone is the dream of your life;
in order to make your mother in law to shut the fuck up, you clean and jerk her for a couple of times;
- you’ve beaten at least once one or two squat rack curlers;
- you are a supplement whore;
- running through Wallmart‘s parking lot with a huge wooden log on your back is perfectly normal for you;
- every time you lift a shopping bag, you scream and lift it over your head;
- you take your kids to school by pulling their bus with your bare feet until you reach the gates of the school;
Taken from ebodybuilding posted by : Matei Iurea