WTH is going on

[ITAWOLF]

well let me put it like this

Week before Christmas I get stomach flu
Dwn 3 days n know how puffy feels when Jd invites him up
Jan 2nd I blow up like a beached whale with abs —hospital visit n stay
Jan 7 damn kidneys decide to piss rust
And I get chillls and dare I say it -tingle in my throat (my door handles are more than 3 feet from ground so puffy couldn’t reach to get in)
Damn I got streptococcus and no LK put ur hand dwn I didn’t ask who wants to strap a cock to their ass


All fun n games till I come in the Den

You ladies better be glad u didn’t serve with me in the Corp I make Full Metal Jacket seem tame

Anyways seems sickness is going around
Even my jarhead 75yr old father had a damn stroke in dec
And my son— k rot tay —some boy in his karate class in the head and dislocated his pinky finger

And

Wolf down 3x in less than 3 weeks

Stay safe stay thirsty

Run from that damn teddybear on the TurboTax commercial

Oh did I forget???


Roll Tide!!

 

[FlyingDragon]

U poor thing, u need a hug?

 

[ITAWOLF]

U poor thing, u need a hug?

Can I pull ur wings???

 

[Rider]

Damn, that’s a lot of things happening at one time.

 

[ITAWOLF]

Damn, that’s a lot of things happening at one time.

Had to dodge a crazy ass driver today ran up curb
No damage running 38s

But spilled my bullet coffee on my iPhone
Locked my brakes up now on median of mud and my son tosses his breakfast

But I did save a boatload on my Insurance
Lol. No damage

Fk in his Jeep look like puffy (seat all the way back bc his belly is on the wheel)

 

[ITAWOLF]

Lizard what are you trying to do to me??

First an ad of FIT TEA and some sexy
Then next one is of 6 pot stock(weed)

Tease me then make me hungry???

Damn you it’s working