Lawn care for an industrial center. $150/month to be the sole maintenance guy for the complex that was in 1982ish. Well actually a paperboy but only did that for a month or so, no one would ever pay me... a-holes!
Mowing lawns was my first job. Had 10 yards I did. I would mow 2 a day and take the weekends off during summer. Made money like crazy!
First real job was a mail clerk at a bank. $3.25 an hour. Regretted giving my lawns to another kid in the neighborhood.
I worked in a dodgy diner. I worked for two weeks before pay. The owner bitch gave me 20 bucks, massively underpaying me. I took off my apren and threw it in her face and quit. That was the extend of my work in the food industry. Turned out the bitch was pimping out her own daughter. She did some time. She was a piece of work.