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What to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

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SAD

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My dad played pro baseball years ago when it was still legal and probably used aas himself before he bought into the "evil-steroids" propaganda, so he doesn't buy my shit when I'm selling it. I have nothing else to add to the above mentioned excuses, except that sometimes deflection is the best defense. Start talking about how ever since you started doing the 5x5 routine and eating a strict paleo diet, you have really changed your physical composition. Then start to explain in depth the reason why you think those things are working and use as much lingo and big words as possible to utterly overwhelm and confuse the person calling you out. They'll either think that you are psychotically addicted to training and eating and they'll want to emulate that, or it will make them realize that they don't ever want to put that much effort forth and will go back to eating fast-food and spending all their time on facebook.
 
barbellbeast

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My parents asked me one night when thw wife and I were having dinner together. Gave me some solid evidence they had for assuming I am juiced, lost a bunch of fat short time, way more musclar and viens and acne. Looked them straight in the face and said nope that's what eating right and working out does for you . Of course my mom bought it probably cuz our kitchen counter is full of supps and protien. But my dad didn't buy what I was selling, he just gave me this look for a few seconds, grinned, nodded, and said "the sounds logical to me". My wife gave shit about it for awhile, she was like see I told u people could tell.

This happened to me almost to a T. Now my dad just comments on how I've gotten alot bigger or look smaller than the last time they saw me. If anyone in the gym or work asks me I tell them I upped my protein and am, "trying out this stuff called NO Shotgun".
 

ajdos

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Sep 8, 2010
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Since most tards think steroids are ALL it takes, I usually tell them NO I take fucking groceries...maybe you should try that too.
 
Lizard King

Lizard King

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Sep 9, 2010
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That Nitro-Tech stuff, just like Cutler!!
 
Growinboy

Growinboy

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Sep 25, 2010
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Deny deny... I dont feel the need to tell people if I have weed in the car or have driven drunk either...
 
MAYO

MAYO

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Sep 27, 2010
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My wife knows, my training partner knows.....end of story. The steroids help, but it's the pounds of meat and grain eaten every day, the blood and sweat in the gym and a purist lifestyle that gives the results. 99% of people that ask me if I'm on "roids"(fucking hate that word) are lazy asses looking for a quick fix for their shitty physique.
 
KBD

KBD

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Sep 13, 2010
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I tell them i take it and exactly what im taking, and i ask them if they want some tren in a syringe with a dirty needle lol.
 
Zomb131

Zomb131

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Jan 31, 2011
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depends on my mood. Sometimes when i'm feeling sarcastic, i'll say, "Yeah, as much as i can get."
 
goldy

goldy

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Jan 17, 2011
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How about you just punch em in the face and say it must have been the "roid rage"...
 
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