Went to my 30-yr Reunion

[MR. BMJ]

It was fun. I was dead tired as i was sick all week, and then I had my daughter's cross-country championship meet earlier that day. I was an hour late because I almost fell asleep and debated for like 45 minutes if i wanted to just take a nap or go, lol. Was supposed to meet my best friend and his wife there, but they obviously got there before me.

Anyway, the place it was at was a restaurant that had 2-3 dining halls for parties. I didn't know which one it was in. I drive into the parking lot and one of the hall doors were open and I look in and it looked like a GODDAMN BINGO reunion night for old people. I asked a staff member where the reunion was, and they pointed to "the old people" hall....eeek!!!

I go in and everybody looked so g-damn old, I had to read name tags to remember who I was talking to for half the people. A lot were people i knew very well too. All the guys were fat, bald, gray...except for a handful or so. The women.....Jesus, I swear they looked like wrinkled piles of crap. Some had a ton of botox and stuff done on their faces, lol. Is this supposed to be that bad at mid-late 40's????

The few female friends who were decent looking kept hanging on me in front of their husbands to the point it was super uncomfortable. One girl was caressing my face telling me how good I looked while her husband was just sort of standing there. She had major hard nips going on the whole night, lol.

I had one married friend, who is a twin, and she was decent looking, though lots of facial work done. She was wanting me to go with her to "the after party," lol.

I know i'm old when the damn reunion states it's from 6-10pm, lol.

One older guy, 57 IIRC (sorry dudes, i'm almost to the 5-0, but no0t yet, haha), came up and was telling me how good I looked and that there was nobody even on my level that looked the way I did, and told me I looked super young. He's married to another old female friend of mine.

Anyway...I had fun catching up with old friends, which I guess is the point of it all. I wasn't really going there to hook up....though it would have been nice to get some tail action. I may have taken the one chick up on her offer had I not had to wake-up early the next day for my daughter's Sunday race. When it was over and i was getting into my car, my daughter actually called me and told me "you need to come home so you don't wake-up late for my race the next day." That pretty much sealed the deal for me.....I melt when it comes to my daughter. She is my princess and my favorite woman on the planet.

I've been single for the last 4'ish years, and I haven't really looked around to be honest. I work with a bunch of women at the school i'm at, but they are either older or half my age it seems....and all married, lol. I'm no spring chicken, but fuck me I was really disgusted by all the women I seen at the reunion

Anybody else go to their reunions?

 

[genetic freak]

Nope. My 30 year is coming up and should be right around the time I make another run at Nationals, so needless to say, I will be in great shape. Haha.

 

[Tuffoldman]

I went to my 20-year reunion people still looked okay. Surprisingly even the cheerleaders and the pom pom girls still look very nice. Of course that was 20 years ago. My 40-year will be coming up next year. Not sure if I'm going to go or not I'm sure it's going to be a bunch of old people on walkers LOL. I would like to go just so I can see how people turned out in comparison.

 

[rawdeal]

I went to my 20-year reunion people still looked okay. Surprisingly even the cheerleaders and the pom pom girls still look very nice. Of course that was 20 years ago. My 40-year will be coming up next year. Not sure if I'm going to go or not I'm sure it's going to be a bunch of old people on walkers LOL. I would like to go just so I can see how people turned out in comparison.

Not a client search, Tuff ? .

 

[Wallyd]

I went to my 30 & let’s just say the hot girls in school aren’t so hot anymore. There was honestly only one I would’ve worked over & been super excited about. I come from a small, rural town so my class is small too (I think 67 students) so there’s not a lot to pick from anyway.
The jocks no longer looked like they did anything physical. Just a bunch of fatties losing their hair or battling addiction. I left there feeling pretty good about myself.

 

[tommyguns2]

My 40 year reunion is coming up. It won't be pretty. Then again, when I look in the mirror I don't see a tenderoni either. I'm in shape, but time has taken its toll. It's not like I'm looking, but if I were, I'm not so sure I'm what the ladies are looking for. LOL

 

[Yano]

Nope , I don't think they have reunions for GED classes

 

[Littleguy]

We went to my 40th reunion a few months back, it was actually super fun, guys and girls I had not seen since the outhouse burning kegger on Graduation night and I left the very next morning for pre-quals.
My high school girlfriend was still small and thin but looked old as hell, my bro's were fat and saggy except one and he is and has always been a skinny fatty...lol bastard has a full head of hair.
I was the only guy in shape and it was pre pec tear so I was super buffed outta my mind (short sleeved polo shirt)and Gina was as always SMOKING fucking HOT the guys were drooling all over themselves and wanting to chat with her all night while their saggy assed wrinkled wives were oogling and talking amongs themselves and pointing it was HILARIOUS.
One guy said "huh, just like always" referring to my conditioning hahah I was prepping for the service 2 years before graduating and lifted before that so that was what he was referencing.
"Wow no wrinkles or anything, you don't look as old as us, another guy said"well as you know I never drank or used drugs so it is all clean livin' hahaha
Gina was listening and said as we drove home "you conveniently forgot to mention your partial facelift" to which I said if those motherfuckers wanted to go through what I went through to get it they can have one as well.
Everyone knew what line of work I had gone into as our town was small and my adoptive parents gave updates for the local little news paper for the first year of my training etc so I got a lot of pats on the back and that sort of thing along with a lot of guys saying that they wish they had gone into the military and all that jazz.
So, for me the reuinion was an awesome boost to my already inflated ego... and a tale to tell of the importance of keeping in shape and fighting Father Time with all your heart.
There were a couple REALLY good friends that have passed from back then and I wished I could see them again but my brother from my adoption was there and as always super awesome to see him it was a really heart warming event to be honest.
I may or may not see another but this memory was good one indeed.

 

[The other Snake]

There's a lot at play over those years. Some just themselves go to hell, other just seem to age differently. I seriously think some people age 14 months every year of their life and other at 10 months a year.

I have never been to a class reunion, just never made the time for it. I do however bump into people I knew back in the day. My question is what do you say when they say, "Damn you look great"? Then you look at them and really don't want to be honest in return. What get me is it's not hard to look decent. Get some exercise and keep the fork out of your mouth.

 

[Massive G]

I missed my 10th and 25th. I am going to my 35th in May. I have the advantage of seeing most of my classmates going as it is all organized on fakebook. I was going to like diet and some shit but after seeing pictures of everyone damn I might hit like a huge cycle and hit 300 again. They all look 65 plus AARP kind of like. I still have all my hair and use some JFM hair color once and again. No old girlfriends though so the wife is happy. I dated a girl from another school all through HS so safe there.
It will be surreal I think.
I will never forget working at the Sheraton in 1990 out of HS and serving banquets to groups. Made really decent money setting up and serving.
We served a 50 year class of 1940 reunion and I was really shocked to think 30 40 and even 50 years of time and my future.
I will say it's OK now no running back just forward.
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[Tuffoldman]

Not a client search, Tuff ? .

Hey believe me if there's someone there that is willing to pass the cash I'm pretty easy and take on pretty much any client.

 

[Tuffoldman]

I was at my esthetician's office a couple of weeks ago and there is a smoking hot chick that works there she's about 24 years old I worked in that I offer very unique massage services. I got her to book an appointment, my wife was pretty shocked. She knows that I work that into any conversation.


Now my preference is any woman over 45 but preferably 55 and up make the best and the wildest sessions. I've had my share of young ones 20-year-olds have no idea what they're doing you get a woman that's been neglected by her husband because of Ed issues or whatever and they are wildcats.