Does the dog like to lick the Walmart brand off your balls better than Jiff?
No, but a funny story about that happening once!
We were hanging out near Fresno out here in Cali, as one of my friends was living there a few years. We were out with some girl, who was the ex-GF to the main Armenian mafia guy at the time in the area. When we were done, we went back to their house with a lot of girls, and his roommate is like, "i'm gonna go use the restroom," but on his way, he grabbed a jar of PB and went to his room. My buddy was like, every time he takes the PB with him, he makes sure the dog goes with him for some reason.
So we go out to the side window to check in to his room, and he was getting off with the dog licking the PB off his balls.
I can't give the story it's justice. We were laughing so hard, and then yelled in the window to him and he was so embarrassed that he left in his car and never came back the whole weekend we were there visiting. LOL!!!