TSA thighs

[Tuffoldman]

To put a little fun into this thread my preference as far as quads go...

I don't know if she is I just happen to run across an article where she was talking about working her lower body.

Bodybuilder Julia Rene

 

[Massive G]

I do not fly much but every time I get pulled aside so some dude can grab my inner legs. My legs are developed but not as massive as some of you guys. The TSA guys can't all be friends of FD could they?

Once when the line was short I asked the guy why? He said it's your muscle mass in your upper thighs. The scan thinks you taped something to your thighs. When I said, What about all the fat people with huge legs? He said it reads density. Any of you guys deal with this? My wife thinks it's funny.

I'll add in a gratuitous leg shot.

I made the decision to spend the 160$ to buy TSA clear. Every fucking time I fly I get pulled aside and get patted down. The last buttercup TSA agent said " I need to pat your sweaty back down" I wanted to say "Blow me" but didn't feel like missing my flight.
We are flying to Denver next week. Last year around the same time getting through TSA took an hour and the libtards running that airport had no air on. I about passed out. Hundreds of people lined up. After we got out I look on the lower level and the TSA clear line had about 50 people clear in 5 minutes.

 

[Wallyd]

I always get stopped, double checked for some reason. If I travel out of the country it’s even worse. You can’t convince me that push button random checkpoint in Mexico is random!!!!

 

[beefnewton]

I always get stopped, double checked for some reason. If I travel out of the country it’s even worse. You can’t convince me that push button random checkpoint in Mexico is random!!!!

I don't get the purpose of that button. They still x-ray my luggage. I got red the first time, got x-ray'ed, and just walked out. I got green next time, got x-ray'ed, and just walked out again. Was someone supposed to go through my luggage the first time?

I have come to really hate TSA in Houston. I have zero issues with customs; Global Entry is easy-mode. But TSA, even with Pre Check are extra special dicks here. I didn't think to check if they have a Clear line, but it all goes through the same shit. I don't think I missed it.

 

[genetic freak]

To put a little fun into this thread my preference as far as quads go...

I don't know if she is I just happen to run across an article where she was talking about working her lower body.

Bodybuilder Julia Rene

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I like what Skip Hill said. The hottest chicks are the chicks who are second callout in Wellness. The first callout are too lean, but second are still nice and soft.

 

[Wallyd]

I don't get the purpose of that button. They still x-ray my luggage. I got red the first time, got x-ray'ed, and just walked out. I got green next time, got x-ray'ed, and just walked out again. Was someone supposed to go through my luggage the first time?

I have come to really hate TSA in Houston. I have zero issues with customs; Global Entry is easy-mode. But TSA, even with Pre Check are extra special dicks here. I didn't think to check if they have a Clear line, but it all goes through the same shit. I don't think I missed it.

I’ve only been through there a few times and every time I’ve gotten a red light. It could be possible but I’m not really buying it if I’m being honest.

 

[The other Snake]

"Blow me" but didn't feel like missing my flight.

Yeah I think Blow Me gets you a lower body cavity search.

 

[akaTrex]

I too have Trex Quads; unfortunately, I fly 26+ weeks a year.
I decided to take Comedian Ron White's advice and take 2 Viagra before going through TSA.
I insist on being patted down!