TSA thighs

[The other Snake]

I do not fly much but every time I get pulled aside so some dude can grab my inner legs. My legs are developed but not as massive as some of you guys. The TSA guys can't all be friends of FD could they?

Once when the line was short I asked the guy why? He said it's your muscle mass in your upper thighs. The scan thinks you taped something to your thighs. When I said, What about all the fat people with huge legs? He said it reads density. Any of you guys deal with this? My wife thinks it's funny.

I'll add in a gratuitous leg shot.

 

[tommyguns2]

First off, nice quad shot! Your hard work shows.

And yes, I get pulled aside to get "wanded" every time going through the scanners via TSA.

A couple years ago, before COVID, I was pulled aside, like always, and wanded. Then patted down again, then wanded again. Clearly, they were looking for something. After a few minutes of commotion, a TSA agent a couple rows over yelled, "hey, what's going on? do you guys need any help?" My guy pats me down again, and wands me again, and then says I'm free to go. He then yells loud enough to be heard two rows over, and says, "no worries, it's all good. he's just huge."

When I conveyed the story to my wife, she asked if I replied, "that's what she said." Damn, I missed it. I'm getting rusty in my old age.... LOL

 

[parttimer]

My back always gets "randomly" selected for a pat down as well.

 

[BovaJP]

Nice quads TOS!!!! Damn, great work

 

[Yano]

The few times I fly , i get picked up by the Mags , i got a lot of metal in me. Flying back from Vancouver the dude asked me to step off to the side and you should of seen his face as he waved the wand over me haaahahaah

 

[beefnewton]

Ok, we need a quad-off. Get in here, @genetic freak

 

[The other Snake]

My back always gets "randomly" selected for a pat down as well.

Damn, I always thought my back was on of my best body parts. Maybe I'll ask for that next time.

 

[The other Snake]

The few times I fly , i get picked up by the Mags , i got a lot of metal in me. Flying back from Vancouver the dude asked me to step off to the side and you should of seen his face as he waved the wand over me haaahahaah

Can you really keep a magnet stuck to the side of your head?

p.s. Stop doing singles GDI!

 

[The other Snake]

Ok, we need a quad-off. Get in here, @genetic freak

Leave him out of this. Dudes a freak.

 

[Yano]

Can you really keep a magnet stuck to the side of your head?

p.s. Stop doing singles GDI!

I could on my leg when I had the screws and plates holding it together and the ball n socket redone. Only place I tried lol My buddy Joe , hes my handler for the meets ... he says ,, so now can we stick magnets to you ? and we tried and it worked.

Never tried my head when it was all wired back up , it hurt too much haahaahah. That broke my jaw , shattered my orbital socket and took out 4 teeth.

 

[DungeonDweller]

After getting pulled aside at the mags a few times I asked the TSA guy why this happened and he said "muscle mass". And I'm not as big as you.

 

[BD Cool]

I do not fly much but every time I get pulled aside so some dude can grab my inner legs.

Sounds like they just want to grab the other Snake's snake!!