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The World is Going to End...

Mindlesswork

Mindlesswork

Crusty Poo Butt
Sep 21, 2010
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#13
I was squatting 405 x 3 sets x 10 when world was supposed to end. feel sorry for that deusche who donated life's savings for their ads and my sore quads..;)
Would been a fitting end if it came to pass lol
 
HisAngriness

HisAngriness

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Mar 23, 2011
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#15
i was sooo worried about it that i took my daughter out for ice cream right before this so-called rapture. lol
 
SJA

SJA

MuscleHead
Feb 24, 2011
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#16
Well, everybody wanted to come clean before God came, so a few not-so-surprising confessions were made.

IronCore is actually the father of Mayo's child. Mayo actually carried the mutt as IronCore didn't pull out of Mayo's ass in time.

Rottenrogue is actually Bill Kazmaier's daughter.

GetSome is actually 5'6" 165lbs, which is why nobody has ever seen his picture.

KBD is Bolan's first born illegitimate son with Charlie Sheen. (Bolan is the mom).

FlyingDragon admitted that his alter ego is Harry Potter and he dresses up for conventions.

Goldy is actually the red-haired troll from Lord of the Rings.

Dangling Unit has an enlarged medula oblongata, which is why he is so ornery all the time.

Lizard King invented the Smith machine, alongside Al Gore.

And last, but not least, I have herpagonasyphylAIDS.

LMAO.....thanks for the update. I'll try to pay more attention the next time the world is supposed to end hahahaha
 
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