klbsa
Senior Member
- Jan 5, 2011
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Every gym has what would seem to be the same people in a way. I have been a member and worked at countless gyms. They all have these same members:
The Hair Man: Every fitness center has one of these. Usualy miiddle aged and sporting workout clothes that are perfectly suited for his 1985 blow dryed hair. Its obvious that this guy really loves spending hours a day with a brush in one hand and a blow dryer in the other.
The Fat chick that thinks she is in shape: It never fails and usualy you will see more than one. You know her... The chick that weighs about 180 and wears shorts that show off her muffin top, disgusting thighs and swollen ankles.... It doesn't. Help that half the black guys in the gym are trying to hit it.... This keeps her illusion of self beauty alive.
The "Never shuts the fuck up guy": You like this guy because he is so friendly BUT you avoid him at all costs, otherwise you won't get a single set in.
The Ladies Man: Well HE thinks he is anyway. This guy is scanning the gym for women to hit on at all times and that's all he does. He is obviously very threatened by other men who are more handsome and/or built than he is and it shows by the unhappy look on his face when he sees one.
The hasn't come out of the closet yet gay guy: Usualy uses some kind of cover like religion or marriage, but once he utters a word he isn't fooling anyone.
The gym slut: We know she is a pig but hey.... We can't help but to jerk off to the thought of her once in a while.
The locker room nudist: Fat, hairy and always cruising the locker room with his 2 inch dick swinging in the open air. It would seem that he never figured out that he could use his towel to cover himself rather than throw it over his shoulder both before and after his shower.
The Crypt Keeper: This woman is actualy 20 years younger than she looks but 25 years of the tanning bed combined with years of near starvation have turned her into what she is today.
The Half Rep Crew: These guys come in all shapes and sizes and none of them have figured out the wonders of a full range of motion during a workout...... and it shows. But they get to use twice as much weight as they could otherwise so it all works out for them in the end.
The senior: He's 82, with his button down dress shirt tucked into his dress slacks and his 20 year old sneakers on. But you say to your self "good for him" because he is working out anyway.
The Hair Man: Every fitness center has one of these. Usualy miiddle aged and sporting workout clothes that are perfectly suited for his 1985 blow dryed hair. Its obvious that this guy really loves spending hours a day with a brush in one hand and a blow dryer in the other.
The Fat chick that thinks she is in shape: It never fails and usualy you will see more than one. You know her... The chick that weighs about 180 and wears shorts that show off her muffin top, disgusting thighs and swollen ankles.... It doesn't. Help that half the black guys in the gym are trying to hit it.... This keeps her illusion of self beauty alive.
The "Never shuts the fuck up guy": You like this guy because he is so friendly BUT you avoid him at all costs, otherwise you won't get a single set in.
The Ladies Man: Well HE thinks he is anyway. This guy is scanning the gym for women to hit on at all times and that's all he does. He is obviously very threatened by other men who are more handsome and/or built than he is and it shows by the unhappy look on his face when he sees one.
The hasn't come out of the closet yet gay guy: Usualy uses some kind of cover like religion or marriage, but once he utters a word he isn't fooling anyone.
The gym slut: We know she is a pig but hey.... We can't help but to jerk off to the thought of her once in a while.
The locker room nudist: Fat, hairy and always cruising the locker room with his 2 inch dick swinging in the open air. It would seem that he never figured out that he could use his towel to cover himself rather than throw it over his shoulder both before and after his shower.
The Crypt Keeper: This woman is actualy 20 years younger than she looks but 25 years of the tanning bed combined with years of near starvation have turned her into what she is today.
The Half Rep Crew: These guys come in all shapes and sizes and none of them have figured out the wonders of a full range of motion during a workout...... and it shows. But they get to use twice as much weight as they could otherwise so it all works out for them in the end.
The senior: He's 82, with his button down dress shirt tucked into his dress slacks and his 20 year old sneakers on. But you say to your self "good for him" because he is working out anyway.