The KBD Test

[JackD]

Real Macho Man here,

GS I'm guessing you failed this one miserably since you didn't post up...... It's okay, we all knew your subtle hints were telling us your closet door was slowly opening......lol

 

[ItalianMuscle]

Well thats a relief, Im not gay.

 

[ITAWOLF]

macho man!!!! bet ur playing the village people!!! middle finger in de air

 

[usa]

Holy shit...I thought I might be gay for .00009 secs. I'm good!

 

[Get Some]

OK so far so good, whats it mean if your ring finger is as long as your middle finger? Yeah thats me.

That means you're really good at the reverse shocker

 

[Get Some]

Real Macho Man here,

GS I'm guessing you failed this one miserably since you didn't post up...... It's okay, we all knew your subtle hints were telling us your closet door was slowly opening......lol

Yup, that's exactly why I posted this...because I was the only one that failed. Damn you JackD, If I'm coming out of any closet it's gonna be yours to hit you in the forehead with a baseball bat ... Oh, And I'll make sure to sign it beforehand, that way everytime you look in the mirror you'll know you got manhandled by a faggot

 

[KBD]

The KBD Test obviously means, the MAN test.

 

[Jeton]

like i've written on meso, that test is idiotic and inaccurate. my index finger (aka "2d") is like 92% as long as my ring finger (aka "4d"), which is an ostensibly "hyper-heterosexual" proportion. as many here know, i'm as gay as gay gets. ultra-infinite, transfinite, eternally gay.

in other words, let NONE of you take any fukn comfort from this test, ya closet cases! who the fuck stretches their fingers out in front of them in order to determine whether or not they want to suck dick n fuck well-testicled ass?

 

[M-Rods]

Pheeew Macho Man, snap into a slim jim!!!!!!

Sorry Jeton I'll have to cancel our plans

 

[Jeton]

Pheeew Macho Man, snap into a slim jim!!!!!!

Sorry Jeton I'll have to cancel our plans

that's too bad, i had my duct tape n chloroform all ready...

 

[M-Rods]

that's too bad, i had my duct tape n chloroform all ready...

LOL, you romantic you

 

[myosaurus]

I have a better test. tell the male in front of you to look at his fingernails. if he looks at it with his palm facing him and fingers bent, that's straight. if he looks at it with palms open facing away from him, that's gay.