The Jipped household turkey tragedy

[Friggemall]

Wait a damn minute!!!!!!!!!! You got shot down for sex and lost a turkey? Damn brother, I am so sorry to hear. If that was me I'd go back to bed for the day.

To know Jipped is to love him and you'd know neither of these is a surprise except it was a raccoon and not a herd of squirrels.
I think Genetic Freak's raccoons found out these two have been collaborating and they sent a recon to Texas. If I was GF, I'd be watching out for a sneak squirrel attack in MO.

 

[Friggemall]

Got him, I had set my backyard camera up at an angle so it would alert me to motion at the trap, not just the patio and walkway. I got an alert about 5:10 pm as I was lying on the couch nursing a sore back. Looked on my phone and he was outside the trap trying to pull the turkey bone through the wire mesh. I have a .177 pellet rifle by the back door and tagged his ass. He ran around to the next street and died. I went home, got a garbage bag and put him in it. I will call animal control to pick it up today.

I am the great hunter!

Got him, I had set my backyard camera up at an angle so it would alert me to motion at the trap, not just the patio and walkway. I got an alert about 5:10 pm as I was lying on the couch nursing a sore back. Looked on my phone and he was outside the trap trying to pull the turkey bone through the wire mesh. I have a .177 pellet rifle by the back door and tagged his ass. He ran around to the next street and died. I went home, got a garbage bag and put him in it. I will call animal control to pick it up today.

I am the great hunter!

Skin that thing and make a hat Daniel Boon

 

[genetic freak]

Got him, I had set my backyard camera up at an angle so it would alert me to motion at the trap, not just the patio and walkway. I got an alert about 5:10 pm as I was lying on the couch nursing a sore back. Looked on my phone and he was outside the trap trying to pull the turkey bone through the wire mesh. I have a .177 pellet rifle by the back door and tagged his ass. He ran around to the next street and died. I went home, got a garbage bag and put him in it. I will call animal control to pick it up today.

I am the great hunter!

Heck yeah brother! I have a .22 caliber 1100 fps pellet rifle next to the back door for the same reason. I used to use .300 BO suppressed, but ammo got too expensive. Haha.

 

[genetic freak]

To know Jipped is to love him and you'd know neither of these is a surprise except it was a raccoon and not a herd of squirrels.
I think Genetic Freak's raccoons found out these two have been collaborating and they sent a recon to Texas. If I was GF, I'd be watching out for a sneak squirrel attack in MO.

Alert status has been upgraded. Thanks brother.

 

[trentracks]

They make adapters for oil filters on .22 aka suppressor’s

 

[jipped genes]

I do not know what model but it is a gamo. fires about 1300 fps. He made it about 70-75 yards and when I found him he was dead. I kinda figure he was heading for this house 2 street over. They are semi hoarders and their backyard is full of crap. Perfect place for him. Burn in hell turkey stealing trash panda!