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Signs that your gym is truly hardcore...

Mad_Scientist_666

Mad_Scientist_666

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Nov 9, 2010
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1. The theme song for rocky is played on a continuous loop.

2. With each membership they issue you a set of those cute little pink dumbbells... (for throwing at anyone who stops in the middle of a set to answer their iphone!)

3. They offer raw meat protein shakes.

4. The squat rack has an attached barf bucket.

5. There is a sign in the women's bathroom that reads "no pussies!"
 
hugerobb

hugerobb

VIP Strength Advisor
Sep 15, 2010
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#2
LOL now that is great,but back in the day when I was lifting at Golds they did have barf buckets in the pit.boy I miss the good old days
 
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Dank

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Nov 16, 2010
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my gym is the antithesis of hardcore.... its vagina is nearly as big and moist as planet fitness'
 
Lizard King

Lizard King

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Sep 9, 2010
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#7
My gym has about 2ft high diamond plating around most of the gym so if you drop some weights or plates you won't make a hole in the wall
 
JackD

JackD

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Sep 16, 2010
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I sure do miss Gold's, wish they hadn't closed their doors here.
 
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MuscleHead
Sep 9, 2010
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#9
My gym is full of milfs and hot chicks....it's really a nice inspiration for the workout (I just tape my dick to my leg before I leave for the gym each day)
 
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