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jipped genes

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I found a box of peptides in the freezer under a bunch of stuff. I found a 10mg vial of PT141. So I did 1 mg as our son was not coming over yesterday and we had nothing to do. I felt nothing for 2 hours. So I did another 1 mg. I waited an hour and hit 1 more mg thinking it was just under dosed due to being several years old. About 1am last night I woke to my crank demanding attention. It was so hard I could break rocks in a chain gang with it.

Like any good husband I snuggled up to my wife, shook her gently then pretended to be asleep. When she woke and turned over I said "Oh your awake, wanna fool around?"

She said "go to sleep" you can have some tomorrow.

OH NOOOOO! I have my two regulars I can have sex with...right and left hands but my palms are so calloused it is uncomfortable, also I trained yesterday and closing my fists hurts.

I thought, if I was GF what would I do. GF, would adapt and overcome any obstacle in his masturbatory quest!
I got out of bed. Slid off my boxers which were hindering my almost painful erection. Note: Ole thunder looked great at 100% attention where as normally about 3/4. Getting old sucks.

I went on a holy quest to hunt for some inanimate object to fuck.

I used my horny ridden brain to it's fullest capacity. OK, I GOT IT!

I got two 7 mil heavy duty nitrile gloves. I turned on the tap until the water was hot. I filled them both until they were taught but not gonna bust and tied them. I grabbed the duct tape and started pulling off strips. I taped the gloves together snuggly. I was a bit worried about the tape sound, you know duct tape when you pull it off the roll. I snuck into our room, quiet as a mouse. I did a military extraction of my wife's cetaphil lotion for sensitive skin. What is more sensitive than my dick I thought and grinned as I anticipated the pleasures yet to come.

Super quiet lube extraction mission complete I turned on game of thrones and FF it until a nude scene, (with Braun and 3 prostitutes) lubed up and went to town. Fuckin A right it was good. the water had cooled a bit but was still good. I was at the start of feeling that tickle at the base of your crank letting you know you had 30 seconds to get a handful of tissues when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK!" My wife got up to see what the hell I was doing. She turned and went back to the bedroom.

I am standing there, naked, lit by the TV, with a blue and black "thing" on my dick...shame....shame...

But I am no quitter. I rewound the scene and knocked a shot off.

My wife and I have not spoken this morning.
 
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beefnewton

beefnewton

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This belongs in Penthouse Letters. At the very least, it should be "stickied." Your wife could have saved all that trouble and probably gotten more sleep if she had at least given you a handy when she first woke.
 
Heady Muscle

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That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!!!
Be nice to your because PT sticks around for a few days.
 
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Wilson6

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I found a box of peptides in the freezer under a bunch of stuff. I found a 10mg vial of PT141. So I did 1 mg as our son was not coming over yesterday and we had nothing to do. I felt nothing for 2 hours. So I did another 1 mg. I waited an hour and hit 1 more mg thinking it was just under dosed due to being several years old. About 1am last night I woke to my crank demanding attention. It was so hard I could break rocks in a chain gang with it.

Like any good husband I snuggled up to my wife, shook her gently then pretended to be asleep. When she woke and turned over I said "Oh your awake, wanna fool around?"

She said "go to sleep" you can have some tomorrow.

OH NOOOOO! I have my two regulars I can have sex with...right and left hands but my palms are so calloused it is uncomfortable, also I trained yesterday and closing my fists hurts.

I thought, if I was GF what would I do. GF, would adapt and overcome any obstacle in his masturbatory quest!
I got out of bed. Slid off my boxers which were hindering my almost painful erection. Note: Ole thunder looked great at 100% attention where as normally about 3/4. Getting old sucks.

I went on a holy quest to hunt for some inanimate object to fuck.

I used my horny ridden brain to it's fullest capacity. OK, I GOT IT!

I got two 7 mil heavy duty nitrile gloves. I turned on the tap until the water was hot. I filled them both until they were taught but not gonna bust and tied them. I grabbed the duct tape and started pulling off strips. I taped the gloves together snuggly. I was a bit worried about the tape sound, you know duct tape when you pull it off the roll. I snuck into our room, quiet as a mouse. I did a military extraction of my wife's cetaphil lotion for sensitive skin. What is more sensitive than my dick I thought and grinned as I anticipated the pleasures yet to come.

Super quiet lube extraction mission complete I turned on game of thrones and FF it until a nude scene, (with Braun and 3 prostitutes) lubed up and went to town. Fuckin A right it was good. the water had cooled a bit but was still good. I was at the start of feeling that tickle at the base of your crank letting you know you had 30 seconds to get a handful of tissues when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK!" My wife got up to see what the hell I was doing. She turned and went back to the bedroom.

I am standing there, naked, lit by the TV, with a blue and black "thing" on my dick...shame....shame...

But I am no quitter. I rewound the scene and knocked a shot off.

My wife and I have not spoken this morning.
Any nausea or flushing with that dose?
 
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Bilter

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That right there is some funny shit!!!!!!!!!! Perfect read for a Monday morning at work!!!!!!!
 
Friggemall

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PT generally takes 4-7 hours to kick in the desired effect...the nausea however hits me within a minute or two. 3mgs...that thing will be bothering you for another day at least, if not 2 more days. Heck, I bet even the fat cake lady isn't even safe today. LMFAO!!
 
jipped genes

jipped genes

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HAHA, I am getting back to normal. no more hair trigger.

Frigg, not really. I had another experience with PT141 a long time ago where I hit 5 mg accidentally thinking it was 2500 iu of HGC and I was straight nauseous so bad, Man it sucks beating off when you are that messed up.

I think staggering the doses helped me. Also Frigg, the fat lady that hated me quit, but came back recently back to her old job. She is all semaglutided up! She lost 40-60 lbs in the last year or so.

Monday i came home from work for lunch. My wife said "what were you doing? It looked like you were fucking or maybe murdering some blue thing with your dick. but I could not tell." I told her how I made it in a horny whirlwind rage because she would not give me some. She said may face looked contorted and angry" I said I was sexually frustrated to the 9th level and it was either that or I was gonna go to a seedy "foot massage" joint and get some for $70.
She started laughing and promised some good stuff tomorrow as I am off for Junteenth. Gonna pop a mg tonight and one tomorrow morning. Don't wanna be like some sex crazed savage from borneo again. Oh boy she is in for a smashing! 6-7 minutes of really mediocre sex. I will pretend to care about her getting her's but it is all about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI, if you try this mastubation contraption. If the gloves are textured, turn them inside out to the slick sich and you will not chafe your crank. I ....read it somewhere. I certainly did not try it again.

I am a sick fucker.
 
NuSciencePeptides

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I found a box of peptides in the freezer under a bunch of stuff. I found a 10mg vial of PT141. So I did 1 mg as our son was not coming over yesterday and we had nothing to do. I felt nothing for 2 hours. So I did another 1 mg. I waited an hour and hit 1 more mg thinking it was just under dosed due to being several years old. About 1am last night I woke to my crank demanding attention. It was so hard I could break rocks in a chain gang with it.

Like any good husband I snuggled up to my wife, shook her gently then pretended to be asleep. When she woke and turned over I said "Oh your awake, wanna fool around?"

She said "go to sleep" you can have some tomorrow.

OH NOOOOO! I have my two regulars I can have sex with...right and left hands but my palms are so calloused it is uncomfortable, also I trained yesterday and closing my fists hurts.

I thought, if I was GF what would I do. GF, would adapt and overcome any obstacle in his masturbatory quest!
I got out of bed. Slid off my boxers which were hindering my almost painful erection. Note: Ole thunder looked great at 100% attention where as normally about 3/4. Getting old sucks.

I went on a holy quest to hunt for some inanimate object to fuck.

I used my horny ridden brain to it's fullest capacity. OK, I GOT IT!

I got two 7 mil heavy duty nitrile gloves. I turned on the tap until the water was hot. I filled them both until they were taught but not gonna bust and tied them. I grabbed the duct tape and started pulling off strips. I taped the gloves together snuggly. I was a bit worried about the tape sound, you know duct tape when you pull it off the roll. I snuck into our room, quiet as a mouse. I did a military extraction of my wife's cetaphil lotion for sensitive skin. What is more sensitive than my dick I thought and grinned as I anticipated the pleasures yet to come.

Super quiet lube extraction mission complete I turned on game of thrones and FF it until a nude scene, (with Braun and 3 prostitutes) lubed up and went to town. Fuckin A right it was good. the water had cooled a bit but was still good. I was at the start of feeling that tickle at the base of your crank letting you know you had 30 seconds to get a handful of tissues when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK!" My wife got up to see what the hell I was doing. She turned and went back to the bedroom.

I am standing there, naked, lit by the TV, with a blue and black "thing" on my dick...shame....shame...

But I am no quitter. I rewound the scene and knocked a shot off.

My wife and I have not spoken this morning.
Give some to your wife......it is a beautiful thing with women :)
 
NuSciencePeptides

NuSciencePeptides

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PT generally takes 4-7 hours to kick in the desired effect...the nausea however hits me within a minute or two. 3mgs...that thing will be bothering you for another day at least, if not 2 more days. Heck, I bet even the fat cake lady isn't even safe today. LMFAO!!
Yup, when we use it, we take early morning, because at night it kicks in around 3am then we are up fucking till 5 lol
 
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