
jipped genes
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I found a box of peptides in the freezer under a bunch of stuff. I found a 10mg vial of PT141. So I did 1 mg as our son was not coming over yesterday and we had nothing to do. I felt nothing for 2 hours. So I did another 1 mg. I waited an hour and hit 1 more mg thinking it was just under dosed due to being several years old. About 1am last night I woke to my crank demanding attention. It was so hard I could break rocks in a chain gang with it.
Like any good husband I snuggled up to my wife, shook her gently then pretended to be asleep. When she woke and turned over I said "Oh your awake, wanna fool around?"
She said "go to sleep" you can have some tomorrow.
OH NOOOOO! I have my two regulars I can have sex with...right and left hands but my palms are so calloused it is uncomfortable, also I trained yesterday and closing my fists hurts.
I thought, if I was GF what would I do. GF, would adapt and overcome any obstacle in his masturbatory quest!
I got out of bed. Slid off my boxers which were hindering my almost painful erection. Note: Ole thunder looked great at 100% attention where as normally about 3/4. Getting old sucks.
I went on a holy quest to hunt for some inanimate object to fuck.
I used my horny ridden brain to it's fullest capacity. OK, I GOT IT!
I got two 7 mil heavy duty nitrile gloves. I turned on the tap until the water was hot. I filled them both until they were taught but not gonna bust and tied them. I grabbed the duct tape and started pulling off strips. I taped the gloves together snuggly. I was a bit worried about the tape sound, you know duct tape when you pull it off the roll. I snuck into our room, quiet as a mouse. I did a military extraction of my wife's cetaphil lotion for sensitive skin. What is more sensitive than my dick I thought and grinned as I anticipated the pleasures yet to come.
Super quiet lube extraction mission complete I turned on game of thrones and FF it until a nude scene, (with Braun and 3 prostitutes) lubed up and went to town. Fuckin A right it was good. the water had cooled a bit but was still good. I was at the start of feeling that tickle at the base of your crank letting you know you had 30 seconds to get a handful of tissues when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK!" My wife got up to see what the hell I was doing. She turned and went back to the bedroom.
I am standing there, naked, lit by the TV, with a blue and black "thing" on my dick...shame....shame...
But I am no quitter. I rewound the scene and knocked a shot off.
My wife and I have not spoken this morning.
Like any good husband I snuggled up to my wife, shook her gently then pretended to be asleep. When she woke and turned over I said "Oh your awake, wanna fool around?"
She said "go to sleep" you can have some tomorrow.
OH NOOOOO! I have my two regulars I can have sex with...right and left hands but my palms are so calloused it is uncomfortable, also I trained yesterday and closing my fists hurts.
I thought, if I was GF what would I do. GF, would adapt and overcome any obstacle in his masturbatory quest!
I got out of bed. Slid off my boxers which were hindering my almost painful erection. Note: Ole thunder looked great at 100% attention where as normally about 3/4. Getting old sucks.
I went on a holy quest to hunt for some inanimate object to fuck.
I used my horny ridden brain to it's fullest capacity. OK, I GOT IT!
I got two 7 mil heavy duty nitrile gloves. I turned on the tap until the water was hot. I filled them both until they were taught but not gonna bust and tied them. I grabbed the duct tape and started pulling off strips. I taped the gloves together snuggly. I was a bit worried about the tape sound, you know duct tape when you pull it off the roll. I snuck into our room, quiet as a mouse. I did a military extraction of my wife's cetaphil lotion for sensitive skin. What is more sensitive than my dick I thought and grinned as I anticipated the pleasures yet to come.
Super quiet lube extraction mission complete I turned on game of thrones and FF it until a nude scene, (with Braun and 3 prostitutes) lubed up and went to town. Fuckin A right it was good. the water had cooled a bit but was still good. I was at the start of feeling that tickle at the base of your crank letting you know you had 30 seconds to get a handful of tissues when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK!" My wife got up to see what the hell I was doing. She turned and went back to the bedroom.
I am standing there, naked, lit by the TV, with a blue and black "thing" on my dick...shame....shame...
But I am no quitter. I rewound the scene and knocked a shot off.
My wife and I have not spoken this morning.
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