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Paramuscle

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If you're over 40, wearing a pony tail in spite of your balding head, walk around the gym with a spaghetti strap top on, and stare at the mirror more than you lift.... Just know that I have fantasied about removing your head with my bare hands and shitting down your neck.


That is all, carry on.



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genetic freak

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I haven't seen one of those guys in a while. There were a couple at the gym when it first opened, but I think all the alphas scared them off.
 
Paramuscle

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Reasons I work out below decks in the bunker of doom .. that shit would get me on the evening news for sure.
I much prefer a dungeon. I hate the clubs but right now, I have no options other than this.




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parttimer

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We had a guy that would oil up before working out like you have described. Wouldn't wipe down any equipment after he used it, so there was always an outline of a body on everything he touched.
 
tommyguns2

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If you're over 40, wearing a pony tail in spite of your balding head, walk around the gym with a spaghetti strap top on, and stare at the mirror more than you lift.... Just know that I have fantasied about removing your head with my bare hands and shitting down your neck.


That is all, carry on.



~PM
Does it count if I've been trying to pull off a real crewcut for the past 6 months? I recently just shaved everything off, as I felt like it was beginning to be pathetic. Kind of like the crewcut version of a comb-over. It was starting to look more like a weak attempt at a mohawk than a crewcut. Just threw in the white towel. LOL
 
Paramuscle

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Its not the hair itself as much as it is the creepy weird vibe of the whole package they put out. Its like a creepy old dude hitting on 18 yo girls......




~PM
 
Yano

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Brothers n my cousin shaved my head when I was like 9/10 , i've let it grow in a few times and get long but it feels weird to me.
 
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