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Post Turtle....Texas Humor

MAYO

MAYO

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Sep 27, 2010
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was
caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man... Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama
is a 'Post Turtle''..


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle'
was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to
explain.'

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his
ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up
there to begin with."
 
Regulator

Regulator

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Jan 26, 2011
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Very nice Mayo it takes some bad MF'ers from TEXAS to come up with that! Welcome to Texas people! MOUNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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captaincaveman

captaincaveman

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Oct 17, 2010
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Load of Post Turtles in Washington. They are called "Congressmen."
-CC-
 
AllTheWay

AllTheWay

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Mar 17, 2011
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that is great!!! and so very very true!
 
goldy

goldy

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Jan 17, 2011
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BWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, and yet sooooo very sad at the same time :(
 
slicwilly2000

slicwilly2000

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Sep 14, 2010
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I used your post turtle joke in college today lol.

Slic.
 
hugerobb

hugerobb

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Sep 15, 2010
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LMAO that made my afternoon
 
Ogre717

Ogre717

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Jul 22, 2011
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awesome. cant even call this a joke because it is too true.
 
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