Kind of a running joke with me. I HATE eggs. A best I can do French toast. Funny part is I always have about half to a dozen chickens in my little barn. To add to my fuukupness, I do a big 20x40 veggie garden that I eat almost nothing out of.
Honestly, 2 eggs a day isn't really bad. If you want, do 2 whole eggs and one white. Reduces the fat intake. If you have a dog, mix the unused yoke in his dry dog food.
Let me head this off: For the guy who says, "Don't give a dog uncooked eggs", I have seen my old beagle chew on a roadkill groundhog and wash it down from a muddy puddle so STFU.