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[1bigun11]

which item are you wearing where on you?)

I am wearing the panties across my face (Bova wore them last night so my nose is buried in the crotch) and have my penor stuffed in the covid mask. I drew a set of eyes on my tummy above the mask. Are you still bringing the oysters at sevenish tonight?

 

[NavyChief]

I am wearing the panties across my face (Bova wore them last night so my nose is buried in the crotch) and have my penor stuffed in the covid mask. I drew a set of eyes on my tummy above the mask. Are you still bringing the oysters at sevenish tonight?

Someone has been in the tequila again

 

[rawdeal]

I am wearing the panties across my face (Bova wore them last night so my nose is buried in the crotch) and have my penor stuffed in the covid mask. I drew a set of eyes on my tummy above the mask. Are you still bringing the oysters at sevenish tonight?

I'm not getting any closer to YOU than a keyboard

looking for @BovaJP to put a sig line in her posts now ... #MeToo!!!

 

[rawdeal]

Don't LIKE the shit I post ......... or I come back to the thread.

what if her new sig line is #MeToo??? instead?

 

[1bigun11]

Don't LIKE the shit I post ......... or I come back to the thread.

what if her new sig line is #MeToo??? instead?

I’ll do anything to get you back to the thread. And by the way handsome, what are you wearing, right now, exactly. Tell me in that soft sweet voice I like....

 

[rawdeal]

I am wearing what I wore when I was born, when all the nurses said, "Oh, MY."

hospital billed my parents double for the circumcision.

 

[theripper]

If he has crossed the equator then he already knows where the olive is and what it's for. If not, I'll teach the sailor.

Come to your new sea daddy

I was never on a ship boots on ground, MSRON. Good times!

 

[rawdeal]

Had to look that one up, kinda sad story (maybe?) ... established 2010, disestablished 2014? So what did Uncle Sam do to replace it?

doesn't sound like a desk job.

 

[theripper]

No idea what happened to them, they probably re-structured/re'named and consolidated, they've been around in one form or another since Vietnam. They were used mainly for port security and ship escorts in combat/high risk areas.

I did everything I could to avoid a desk job when I was in.

 

[rawdeal]

Out before Navy Chief gets back here with an Olive clutched in his hot sweaty hand.