I REALLY need a fat burner

[Littleguy]

Help me out guys, I NEED something that will allow me to burn fat all the time.
I don't really have time to train with all the online forums I belong to and with my facebook updates and all................I LOVE eating ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers with EXTRA bacon.
Do you helpful folks know of ANYTHING that I can take to keep me getting leaner all the time without having to put out any effort at all?

Thanks in advance for all your helpful and kind guidance.

 

[DLTH]

Is this sarcasm?

 

[uphillclimb]

Is this sarcasm?

haha, yes it is....satire.

 

[IronCore]

Help me out guys, I NEED something that will allow me to burn fat all the time.I don't really have time to train with all the online forums I belong to and with my facebook updates and all................I LOVE eating ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers with EXTRA bacon.Do you helpful folks know of ANYTHING that I can take to keep me getting leaner all the time without having to put out any effort at all?Thanks in advance for all your helpful and kind guidance.

I too have this problem... I eat modest portions at McDonalds, only half my mcFluryy and I ALWAYS drink diet coke... its like the fat just accumulates... I know it isnt my diet, and my routine is on point... I hit the treadmill TWICE every week and usually put in a strong 45 minutes when I do. If there was only a pill that would help!...OH... my Fitness support group meets twice monthly, who wants to join us for the Mexican buffet and margaritas this Friday????

 

[macgyver]

Just eat a "clean" diet and everything will be OK. AND...oh yea....no carbs after 6pm.....(it is after 8pm if you are closer to the equator though). If you are in austrualia, just flip it to 8am....yea...no carbs after 8am). If....if it is a full moon, you can eat all the carbs you want for a 47 minute window and you will not deposit ANY fat btw. (little known fact) I plan my once a month re-feeds around this lunar event to keep the skinfolds down.

 

[Docd187123]

Just eat a "clean" diet and everything will be OK. AND...oh yea....no carbs after 6pm.....(it is after 8pm if you are closer to the equator though). If you are in austrualia, just flip it to 8am....yea...no carbs after 8am). If....if it is a full moon, you can eat all the carbs you want for a 47 minute window and you will not deposit ANY fat btw. (little known fact) I plan my once a month re-feeds around this lunar event to keep the skinfolds down.

To the Australians, don't listen to him he's trying to make you fat. It's don't eat carbs after 7:56am

 

[IronCore]

To the Australians, don't listen to him he's trying to make you fat. It's don't eat carbs after 7:56am

Ahhh Fock me mate! I forgot to realize i need to account for the inverse differential on the sunset factor minus the equatorial slope past zero degree's.. GOOD Catch Bloke! I almost got fat...

 

[Docd187123]

Ahhh Fock me mate! I forgot to realize i need to account for the inverse differential on the sunset factor minus the equatorial slope past zero degree's.. GOOD Catch Bloke! I almost got fat...

Domt forget to take into account your latitude in inches from the equator and square root it. Then multiply it by 2/3 to get your daily carb intake.

 

[Bionixx]

Fat burner Low dose DNP and hydroxycut. I would use DNP at 100mg bid then up to 300mg with hydroxycut and take for as long as you need to get ride of butt cheese. Then don't get into that position again.

 

[shortz]

There ain't a fat burner strong enough for your fat ass

 

[RAIDEN]

Go to GNC bro, they have everything you need to get huge and shredded

 

[Rottenrogue]

I heard ice cream is the way to go