I had some hot lady hitting on me today, but

[midevil]

The funny part is I get paid to screw other men's wives. Seriously! I had one last night, I have another one this Friday evening and I have another one next Thursday evening.

Sometimes the husbands come and watch, sometimes they send their wives by themselves, and sometimes the wives just make an appointment and don't tell their husbands.


To me I wish I would have started this many years sooner but making up for lost time

Wtf? More details please lol. What are you bro a male prostitute?

 

[Lil Ed]

How much to fuck my Uncle in the ass?

 

[Friggemall]

but she was wearing a stupid mask.

I just can't do it.

Like seriously, I cut that convo very short. It was outside too....in the fresh Cali air right now after all the rain. I'm like WTF

And I mean, I had to keep asking her to say things over because I couldn't hear what the hell she was saying through that crap.

I.......Have......Limits.

If they are so stupid to still be wearing a mask, ain't no way. Did she take it off to let you know she didn't have meth teeth? How do you know she was hot wearing a mask? I mean if the body was a true 10, I might have to bang & dash now that I think about it. (tren makes you do stupid sh*t, lol)

 

[Friggemall]

Well a mask does nothing but show you are a far left liberal now, Never really helped against the virus. "Oh I wear a mask because I want YOU to know how much I care about other people's health"

If you tried to bang her she would get mad at you because you did not sign a pre-sex agreement with safe words you have to memorize so she feels that she is in a safe space. Also for 100% sure she would peg you and has hairy armpits.

I mean still pretty cool you got hit on. Only people that hit on me are gay dudes and fat ladies. I am like fat lady candy bros! WHY!?

Same here brother, except add old to the ladies. I think old women just don't give a f*&% what they say. I was in my garage is just a pair of shorts putting things up from doing yard work and I turn around and my mid 80's neighbor is standing there and scared th esh*t out of me. She says "I'm old and can say whatever I want, youhave a hot body." Turned around ans walked back into her house. She calls me muscle man all the time right in front of her husband. I can't imagine how dusty that thing probably is, lol. 2g test and 1g of tren and I might find out

 

[Tuffoldman]

Wtf? More details please lol. What are you bro a male prostitute?

I like the term male whore but actually yes. It's so stupid I started doing massage about 14 years ago and the past 4 years the business has morphed into much more. You'd be amazed at the smoking hot chicks that come in.

I see a fair amount of married women that just want sex that's all about them with no strings. My wife says it's the perfect relationship for them... They get what they need and I don't bother them in their real life.

I do massage for guys but hell No I don't bend that way. I could make a killing if I did but no freaking way I am not homophobic but I don't like dudes.

 

[Friggemall]

The funny part is I get paid to screw other men's wives. Seriously! I had one last night, I have another one this Friday evening and I have another one next Thursday evening.

Sometimes the husbands come and watch, sometimes they send their wives by themselves, and sometimes the wives just make an appointment and don't tell their husbands.


To me I wish I would have started this many years sooner but making up for lost time

How fast did your inbox fill up with Franchise questions from TID members? LOL

 

[Tuffoldman]

How fast did your inbox fill up with Franchise questions from TID members? LOL

LOL.

I'm not that pretty either. There's a market for it most guys would be surprised. I have always been a smooth talker and have always made women very comfortable.

Plus I'm married so the women that I see that come in feel that I'm safer than going and meeting some guy at the bar because I'm not going to come sniffing around and cause trouble in their life.

 

[beefnewton]

How do you know you wouldn't like a guy? Have you ever just held a big old hog in both hands and thought, "wonder how this would feel in my hands if I stroked it?"

 

[Ogre717]

Should have hit it, pulled out and money shot the whole face, THEN told her you were not vaccinated while she's sitting there looking like a glazed donut looking for a towel.

 

[beefnewton]

Damn you nailed BMJ's style in one paragraph.

 

[rawdeal]

Come on Raw....i'm a man, of course I am. lol. But on the other hand...nope.

No one ever doubted your manliness, nor your ability to create clickbait threads ... if I were LK I'd double whatever HE's paying you.

Srs? ............ You and GF started making this great board better before all the others did too.

(I do wonder why you couldn't just poked through her mask if she was so hot+friendly, but e.d. is nothing to joke about on an open board)

 

[Glycomann]

Is this her??