Tips for next debate:
If called a clown, "I know you are, but what am I" "I know you are but what am I"
Or, "I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
"You have cooties." "Nobody likes you anyway."
Also need the candidates to throw in some "yo momma" jokes. They started with some "yo son" jokes, but they need to move straight to "yo momma" next time