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I Am Better Than Your Kids...

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MuscleHead
Sep 9, 2010
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This is taken from I Am Better Than Your Kids...


"I am Maddox, a 32-year-old computer programmer and writer. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece: "


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Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
GRADE: F


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Not only are there flames being emitted from the jet pack in space, which is an affront to everything we know about astrophysics, but apparently mankind's first contact with an alien lifeform will be at the behest of a child, who will be on a first-name basis with the alien.
And this first communication that will go down in history and be quoted and etched in stone on our nation's capitals for millennia to come will be: "Hi Ouny ... Hi Arturo."
GRADE: F


yoshi4.jpg

No, Yoshi is not a single diner, let alone multiple diners. Nor is he a spice.
GRADE: F


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That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.
GRADE: F
 
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crapart2_5.jpg

Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!
GRADE: F


crapart3.jpg

Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit
GRADE: F


strawberry.jpg

Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your future like unemployment.
GRADE: F


crapart2.jpg

Terrible.
GRADE: F
 
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What did your papa do yesterday? WHAT DID HE DO? I'm a grown man. I own a machete, and I shave my beard & neck twice a week... This genuinely frightens me
GRADE: F


triceratops.jpg

Hey kid, you can't know about something because "triceratops have 3 horns." That's not how the causative property works, dumbass.
Also, it's "tyrannosaurus rex," not "tranysaurus rex." It's a dinosaur, not a transgendered man who derives sexual pleasure from wearing clothing of women. Though your two-colored, doggy-style depiction does make one take pause for thought.
GRADE: F


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First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen
GRADE: F


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You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor
GRADE: F
 
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crapart1.jpg

This one wouldn't be too bad if the color were kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but...
GRADE: F


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This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this
GRADE: F


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This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers?
GRADE: F


6,636,854 stupid kids tried stepping to my elite skills and got their shit ruined
 
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Crusty Poo Butt
Sep 21, 2010
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oh snap, I can imagine how many tears rolled down for all that

Damn, that's a bit harsh on the kids :/
 
Growinboy

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Sep 25, 2010
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If somebody said that to my kid I might still laugh... Funny...
 
slicwilly2000

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I should submit a drawing and see if I get higher than an F, which apparently is all the author gives.

Slic.
 
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Crusty Poo Butt
Sep 21, 2010
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My 6 yr old godson's drawing skill's the same Wish I had a sample to send this guy to grade, but probably be an F too
 

ajdos

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Sep 8, 2010
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BWAHAHAHA! Shit was cruel...but hillarious....


6,636,854 stupid kids tried stepping to my elite skills and got their shit ruined
 
Mindlesswork

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Crusty Poo Butt
Sep 21, 2010
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BWAHAHAHA! Shit was cruel...but hillarious....


6,636,854 stupid kids tried stepping to my elite skills and got their shit ruined

haha yeah...bet he's crushed so many little hearts with that though
 
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Sep 28, 2010
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So the guy can draw as well as your children huh? Thats not saying much. I would like to see some of his handy work so I could tear him a new one. The shit is funny though. "Eggs arent supposed to have ears dipshit" and "tranysaurus rex" LOL
 
cyto33

cyto33

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Sep 15, 2010
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that is the only way they learn hit em hard with the truth of life. lol
 
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