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jipped genes

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I want a Flux capacitor for my Stinger so I can get back to 1995!
Man I wanna go back to my mullet wearing HS days of heavy metal, hotrods and girls with super tight jeans and one in 20 might be thick but not fat, teased up bleach blonde hair and NO INTERNET!

If you get one drop me off in 1984. Wait would I be the same age I am now? Well that would suck. A fella in his mid 50s chasing 18 year old gals is damned creepy. Hear that Frigg? IT'S CREEPY, SO STOP IT!
 
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...for thus we never enforce Hanukah gift giving.
 
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LK, just saw this and thought of you. Here's something you can ask the family to get you for Christmas!

 
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Man I wanna go back to my mullet wearing HS days of heavy metal, hotrods and girls with super tight jeans and one in 20 might be thick but not fat, teased up bleach blonde hair and NO INTERNET!

If you get one drop me off in 1984. Wait would I be the same age I am now? Well that would suck. A fella in his mid 50s chasing 18 year old gals is damned creepy. Hear that Frigg? IT'S CREEPY, SO STOP IT!
One in 20 means there is still ONE brother. I don't care if 19 are creeped out, one will be screaming "oh daddy! " to me. LOL
 
HardManifest

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i just want to eat rib eyes out of the oven. Baked 12-16 dripping red. I still buy them even though the price has doubled.
 
jipped genes

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One in 20 means there is still ONE brother. I don't care if 19 are creeped out, one will be screaming "oh daddy! " to me. LOL
I don't have your game bro. I always had to work for it unless she had DS or was missing a limb or such.
 
Friggemall

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I don't have your game bro. I always had to work for it unless she had DS or was missing a limb or such.
Game...I don't have sh*t for game. Game is Darkness. I swear a bunch of us could go out to eat and it never failed, some chick hit on him. If I got hit on, she was either drunk out of her mind, old, fat or ugly...or all of those combined.
 
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Game...I don't have sh*t for game. Game is Darkness. I swear a bunch of us could go out to eat and it never failed, some chick hit on him. If I got hit on, she was either drunk out of her mind, old, fat or ugly...or all of those combined.
You're a good wingman, bro.

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jipped genes

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Game...I don't have sh*t for game. Game is Darkness. I swear a bunch of us could go out to eat and it never failed, some chick hit on him. If I got hit on, she was either drunk out of her mind, old, fat or ugly...or all of those combined.

Bro, I could not get laid in a women's prison with a carton of smokes and a fistful of pardons!
If you banged a 20 something 5 out of ten then you got game as old as you are. When you bust, does dust come out?
 
genetic freak

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Holiday ideas... Try and not get too fat.
 
jipped genes

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Holiday ideas... Try and not get too fat.
My work has a health and wellness deal. You weight in middle of November. Then you weigh in after new years (On their scale both times) If you have not gained any weight you get $250 towards your insurance premium if you also do a wellness physical with bloodwork. That is free $$$ to me that all I had to do is not be a glutton.
 
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