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tommyguns2

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My wife walks into my office about 15 minutes ago with this weird look on her face... she was angry and embarrassed at the same time. When I asked her what was up, she told me the story.

She just got this new, really nice bedspread for one of our upstairs bedrooms, but it was a little musty, and she decided she would spray it with some Febreeze, and throw it in the dryer to "fluff" it up before putting it on the bed.

We have a terrible time with deer eating our lillies and hasta (sp?) and just about anything else, and the container for her deer spray (which smells like death warmed over) was broken, so she took an old febreeze spray bottle. I think you know where this is going.... she sprays the new bedspread with deer spray, and throws it in the dryer. She goes into the laundry room a few minutes later wondering what stinks. That should keep the deer out of our second floor bedroom! That gave me a good laugh
 
NavyChief

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My wife walks into my office about 15 minutes ago with this weird look on her face... she was angry and embarrassed at the same time. When I asked her what was up, she told me the story.

She just got this new, really nice bedspread for one of our upstairs bedrooms, but it was a little musty, and she decided she would spray it with some Febreeze, and throw it in the dryer to "fluff" it up before putting it on the bed.

We have a terrible time with deer eating our lillies and hasta (sp?) and just about anything else, and the container for her deer spray (which smells like death warmed over) was broken, so she took an old febreeze spray bottle. I think you know where this is going.... she sprays the new bedspread with deer spray, and throws it in the dryer. She goes into the laundry room a few minutes later wondering what stinks. That should keep the deer out of our second floor bedroom! That gave me a good laugh
You should tell her that was Doe in Heat, slap her on the ass and do what a good buck does.
 
BovaJP

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Oh damn thats funny and not so funny at the same time. Sounds like u both got a laugh tho.
 
JackD

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My wife walks into my office about 15 minutes ago with this weird look on her face... she was angry and embarrassed at the same time. When I asked her what was up, she told me the story.

She just got this new, really nice bedspread for one of our upstairs bedrooms, but it was a little musty, and she decided she would spray it with some Febreeze, and throw it in the dryer to "fluff" it up before putting it on the bed.

We have a terrible time with deer eating our lillies and hasta (sp?) and just about anything else, and the container for her deer spray (which smells like death warmed over) was broken, so she took an old febreeze spray bottle. I think you know where this is going.... she sprays the new bedspread with deer spray, and throws it in the dryer. She goes into the laundry room a few minutes later wondering what stinks. That should keep the deer out of our second floor bedroom! That gave me a good laugh
Did you two sleep in the bedroom?
 
tommyguns2

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That bedspread is going to thoroughly washed and put out on the outside line to dry before it gets put on any bed! LOL

NavyChief, I like the way you're thinking on that "buck" thing. Why didn't I think of that. I'm getting rusty.
 
hawkeye

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Tommyguns2, that is classic! I about spit my coffee out. As soon as you explained you had deer spray, I was thinking, "Oh no....he didn't..." I needed that today.
 
macgyver

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@tommyguns2 that is some funny stuff right there.

It could have been worse....for a second I thought you meant the concentrated deer urine stuff that hunters use! :D


The sun (uv) is probably your best friend in breaking down the compounds in that stuff. Good luck
 
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