Wow, oh sh!t! what happened? did you drop your keys in a burning cauldron of oil and tried to get them? take it easy bro. Speaking of cauldron's of boiling oil...quick story...in the dark ages, pagans in ancient UK during the harvest fests, festivities included bobbing for apples in boiling oil. Peasants would be granted their freedom or freedom from being sacrificed in wicker man/burning man, would have to get an apple out of the boiling oil. Most ended up with vision, hearing and burn issues the rest of their lives. Next time you celebrate all saint hallow's eve or stick your hand in burning oil.