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Charlie Sheen Thread of Wisdom

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MuscleHead
Dec 24, 2010
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Screw Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Well not really. In todays world we have the mighty egomaniac near bordering on bipolar disorder Charlie Sheen. Below are a couple Charlie Sheen quotes.

#1. I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA
#2. The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was banging 7.5Gm rocks and finishing them because thats how I roll. I have 1 speed....GO!
 
Getraw

Getraw

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Feb 6, 2011
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This thread will get good..LOL

On his prediliction for porn stars: "They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it."("20/20.")
 
Getraw

Getraw

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"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
 
Ms.Wetback

Ms.Wetback

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"I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen, if you take it you will die. Your face will melt and your children will weep over your exploded body" LMAO
 
scarl3tbutt3rfly

scarl3tbutt3rfly

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Feb 25, 2011
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LMAO! I don't watch much tv….but here and there I've heard this stuff on the radio and stuff. Been meaning to look it up on Youtube. He is NUTSO!
 
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MuscleHead
Dec 24, 2010
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Charlie Sheen loves to party

"Whats not to love? Especially when you see how I party, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of em look like droopy eye'd armless children."
 
tommyguns2

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this thread will be a good one. keep on bringin em!
 
BGMRC

BGMRC

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http://charliesheenforthesoul.com/

A FRIEND BUILT THIS ABOVE SITE...^^^

ENJOY!!





I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.

Everybody thinks I should be begging for my job back, and I'm just gonna forewarn them, it's everybody else who's gonna be begging me for their job back... If people think I'm insane or they don't think that what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions. I'm gonna live my life the way I want, I'm gonna win inside every moment, and they can just find the most comfortable chair in their small house and sit back and enjoy the show.

Well, we couldn't really call it rehab because we didn't have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management centre that we labelled the Sober Valley Lodge... It's primary client achieved radical success.

I earn $2 million an episode. I’m underpaid.


I have real fame. They have nothing. They have zero. They have that night and I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro.

I like John [Stamos], but he doesn't have what I have and the show sucks if he's on it. Sorry, just speaking the truth.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

There's nothing about that in my history anywhere. I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't know you were so sensitive. I just thought that, after you wailing on me for eight years, I could take a couple shots back.

They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.

They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.

You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. ... It's a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts.

I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power...I wish him nothing but pain...clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words...imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.

Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving to.



AND THATS JUST SOME FROM 1 DAMN INTERVIEW!!!!

CHRIST HE IS THE GREATEST!!


BG
 
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