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Wallyd

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Wow...um....wow. So going to start offering nightly back massages and I'll use my test gel instead of oil or lotion.

My wife had a partial hysterectomy about 5 years ago due to a mass they found. Her doctor just prescribed hormones for her hot flashes and a topical she can put in her fun spot to help get her in the mood. That sounds romantic huh..."Hey babe can you squeeze that tube inside you tonight. I'm in the mood" All estrogen. She recently told me she was going to ask her doctor about testosterone not to help me get sex but for other woman purposes. I think I'll have to encourage her more on that now lol.
If you can convince her to try test sub q in a very low dose I don’t think you will be disappointed.
 
Ron OG Mouse

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Do you get a choice of flavors for that topical?
(asking for a fiend)
OMG I think we just came up with a new business. Flavored vaginal estrogen cream. The original flavor tastes like Fabuloso.........so I am told :rolleyes:
 
Ron OG Mouse

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OMG I think we just came up with a new business. Flavored vaginal estrogen cream. The original flavor tastes like Fabuloso.........so I am told :rolleyes:
I mean I can't be sure. Never tried eating Fabuloso......
 
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@jipped genes im here for the comments lol… so sorry you are getting all this extra attention and activity… aside from training ensure you are getting enough rest.
 
jipped genes

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Wow...um....wow. So going to start offering nightly back massages and I'll use my test gel instead of oil or lotion.

My wife had a partial hysterectomy about 5 years ago due to a mass they found. Her doctor just prescribed hormones for her hot flashes and a topical she can put in her fun spot to help get her in the mood. That sounds romantic huh..."Hey babe can you squeeze that tube inside you tonight. I'm in the mood" All estrogen. She recently told me she was going to ask her doctor about testosterone not to help me get sex but for other woman purposes. I think I'll have to encourage her more on that now lol.

I can tell you I got Saturday off but other than that it is daily. (Saturday off because our son came to visit and she can't be quiet) I will ride this wave of sexual excess as long as it will last because before this I had a LONG drought and who knows how long it will last. I have missed a few workouts because i am too tired to go train.

She shouts out orders like a drill sergeant. I could have sworn she yelled "Don't you dare slow down you maggot!" and she may have called me her bitch when I was getting tired and was slowing down from the formidable merciless pace she set for me as she was closing in on hers.

Nausea even at really low doses unfortunately.
@jipped genes im here for the comments lol… so sorry you are getting all this extra attention and activity… aside from training ensure you are getting enough rest.
HAHAHA! Bro, I love it. My cardio is getting back to where it should be.
 
Glycomann

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No way, My wife has never won. I always finish first! 35 year of being undefeated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son, they can orgasm many many many times and keep going, win win win...etc. Squirting early means you lose.
 
Ron OG Mouse

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I can tell you I got Saturday off but other than that it is daily. (Saturday off because our son came to visit and she can't be quiet) I will ride this wave of sexual excess as long as it will last because before this I had a LONG drought and who knows how long it will last. I have missed a few workouts because i am too tired to go train.
Don't look at it as if your missing workouts. You are upping your cardio in a crazy cutting cycle. Whatever you do....do not even give a peep of complaint. That well can dry up faster than the sahara if you are even the slightest bit unappreciative. She might cut off the Test just to spite you. I know my wife would lol.
 
jipped genes

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Son, they can orgasm many many many times and keep going, win win win...etc. Squirting early means you lose.
Don't look at it as if your missing workouts. You are upping your cardio in a crazy cutting cycle. Whatever you do....do not even give a peep of complaint. That well can dry up faster than the sahara if you are even the slightest bit unappreciative. She might cut off the Test just to spite you. I know my wife would lol.

Glyco, women don't have orgasms, it is a myth....right? ;)

Oh, I hear ya Ron, but right now she is like a kid playing with a that favorite toy one gets on a Christmas morning that after a while falls out of favor, stuck in the back of the closet and then found a few years later and once again becomes the fav toy.

I am always appreciative. I am a civil servant and make peanuts. She is a corporate gal and eclipses my salary. She has let me accumulate 2 sporty cars and 3 motorcycles. I know where my bread is buttered. She is true to me and I her. We still love spending time together like close friends but we are comfortable to give space to one another so we have time with our friends. She is the most perfect woman in the world to me and I treat her that way 99% of the time. 1%....yeah we all have those days occasionally.
 
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