Am I gay now?

[SAD]

Grabbing a couple of 7/11 select brand gas station organic cold pressed juice drinks from the local convenience store, and here’s my encounter with the overwhelmingly flamboyantly gay cashier.

Him- “That’ll be 5 dollars sir. Stick it in whenever you want.” (Had my card in my hand.)

Me- “Oh really?! Whenever I want? For just $5?”

We both laugh too hard.

Him- “I’d let you, no shame in my game.”

Awkwardly fast dying-down of laughter.

I choose $10 cash back and put in my PIN.

Him- “You can pull it out now, I’m done.”

Me- “That was quick.”

He laughs way too hard.

I laugh and try to leave but forgot my cashback.

Him- “Wait, I haven’t paid you for that yet!”

Fucking dead.

 

[Grizzly911]

That's the best shit I heard in a long time, lmao. Was his name Jin Yang or Suk Mee?

 

[SAD]

That's the best shit I heard in a long time, lmao. Was his name Jin Yang or Suk Mee?

Eric, I think.

 

[Littleguy]

the answer my friend is YES

 

[tommyguns2]

Yeah, I think you've crossed over. I suspect next you'll feel an uncontrollable desire to burst out into Broadway show tunes

 

[Superman]

Grabbing a couple of 7/11 select brand gas station organic cold pressed juice drinks from the local convenience store, and here’s my encounter with the overwhelmingly flamboyantly gay cashier.

Him- “That’ll be 5 dollars sir. Stick it in whenever you want.” (Had my card in my hand.)

Me- “Oh really?! Whenever I want? For just $5?”

We both laugh too hard.

Him- “I’d let you, no shame in my game.”

Awkwardly fast dying-down of laughter.

I choose $10 cash back and put in my PIN.

Him- “You can pull it out now, I’m done.”

Me- “That was quick.”

He laughs way too hard.

I laugh and try to leave but forgot my cashback.

Him- “Wait, I haven’t paid you for that yet!”

Fucking dead.

Dude where are all the fucking likes... I wouldve lost it. Too funny.

Just to clarify... Yes, must grab some decent vagina to redeem self.

 

[ITAWOLF]

that's just SAD

 

[DungeonDweller]

Life's too short not to enjoy shit like this.

 

[Grizzly911]

Eric, I think.

Haha. That's some funny shit. Shits and giggles and lots of giggles lol.

 

[SAD]

Dude where are all the fucking likes... I wouldve lost it. Too funny.

Just to clarify... Yes, must grab some decent vagina to redeem self.

Done. And I don’t get laid as much these days so it’s been a bizarre day.

 

[SAD]

Yeah, I think you've crossed over. I suspect next you'll feel an uncontrollable desire to burst out into Broadway show tunes

Oh shit, then I’ve been gay for years.

 

[Lizard King]

Wait. I just hit 7-11 this morning and grabbed 2 XLG coffees. Pretty hot Spanish girl says, you can have any 2 you want as long as it has a hole in it. I look at the other 3 Spanish girls behind the counter and say, I can pick any 2 of you??? I meant donuts sir, you can have any 2 donuts with a hole in it for free. She then said, " I need to adjust how I say that"