Oh man I have a great joke for this: two ***** walk into a **** and ****** ****, ****. The one***** ****. Bartender says "***** **** *****...." ****** ****; ******* *****!!!! *Rimshot*
I hope nobody was offended.
Thank you for your time.
This is great. I've been tired of stinking ass men's bathrooms for years. One stall looks like a life-sized chocolate Easter bunny exploded...one has a piss drip line that you have to straddle for 3 feet just to walk up to the urinal...the bathroom that smells like nose tork...horrible.
Now...
Get a better looking girlfriend and move her in. Many women find that hearing their ex have an orgasm with another woman while their kid listens is unpalatable.
I understand. It was just a great segue for something I thought was much more nefarious, but somehow caused no outrage.
If you want to be outraged, about a ****ing car, read this article. (Hint: Volkswagen had dying rooms for slaves to deliver their babies to die). Sign and drive mother...
I love how offended the world gets over everything. You're going to love this.
I don't really care about racism--it's the black's problem. Their other problem is that they want me to solve that problem for them. There is not a law holding blacks down. Rub some dirt on it and stop killing each...
Mob work will help, but people with perpetually tight hams typically have over active hip flexors. This leads to an anterior pelvic tilt that keeps the hams extended and tight.
Also, since you mentioned calves, ankle mobility issues also lead to an anteriorly rotated hip, and that also keeps...
Hey...I used it to teach a complete idiot how to take a hand off with his lats and not break his pressing base. It worked pretty well there. That said, I don't do it. I may if I get bored.
Quite a few drugs have the potential to decrease certain kinds performance. Heavily aromatizing steroids can cause high BP which can cause pulmonary edema. That can kill your endurance.
You have to be mindful about what you take and how you take it--including ancillaries--if you want to...
Impossible is a strong word, and I won't use it here, but I will say this--a good portion of lifters have the genetics to be a 400lb bencher. Very few will ever see 500.
Going from a 400 to 500lb bench in a year is an unrealistic goal. You obviously have talent, or you wouldn't be benching...