The 'Rona Observations

[Lizard King]

Things the 'Rona knows by some of the laws in place, well except the first one which is just for the dump people.

Wearing a mask while driving alone will keep you safe from yourself...

Standing up without a mask in a restaurant = bad
Sitting down in a restaurant without a mask = good
This is why kids don't get the Rona, it's a height restrictive virus.

Sitting at table without mask and no food on the table = bad
Sitting down at a table w/o mask while food is on the table = good
'Rona cannot be spread while food is between people.

Bars = BAD!
Bars that serve any type of food = GOOD!
See above re: food = alcohol kills da 'rona

Casino with no drink = MASK!
Casino with drink in hand - No Mask!
'Rona is a long shot and does not like to gamble

 

[FlyingDragon]

Professor LK, is there Rona in my local Russian bath house?

 

[monsoon]

You forgot;
No mask in small business =BAD
No mask in business owned by large national or international corporations =OK, next time maybe

 

[Bigtex]

Here, topless clubs are bad, but topless clubs that serve food are good.

 

[BovaJP]

Just some food for thought, so to say........
LET'S GO OUT TO EAT 2020
(Copied from a friend...kinda

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1. Arrive at restaurant, fish your three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGED!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGED!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Put on your magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.
11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.
12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.
13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.
14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.
15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.
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[Lizard King]

That is correct @BovaJP , just imagine if the restaurant was able to turn a profit and fill to 100% capacity!

 

[Lizard King]

Here, topless clubs are bad, but topless clubs that serve food are good.

But is the China Buffet open next to da strip club??

 

[tommyguns2]

That is correct @BovaJP , just imagine if the restaurant was able to turn a profit and fill to 100% capacity!

Sorry LK, the virus is very tricky. As long as the capacity is below 50%, optimally less than 25%, the virus can't get you, but if capacity hits about those thresholds, it'll get you then!
What a restaurant has to do is hold BLM protests in their restaurants, and then they'll simply be providing necessary food as protesters can get hungry. In those instances, you can yell and scream, be closer than >6ft social distancing and you're good to go!

 

[TomRiddle]

Lol!

 

[BovaJP]

@tommyguns2 Understands 2020.....

 

[Lizard King]

@tommyguns2 , I told this to my BIL, he runs marathons/road races and they were for the most part canceled this fall. I told him to hold a protest run along the same marathon/road race route = problem solved.

 

[tommyguns2]

@tommyguns2 , I told this to my BIL, he runs marathons/road races and they were for the most part canceled this fall. I told him to hold a protest run along the same marathon/road race route = problem solved.

Things get tricky when you're woke! I remember when the woke were trying to outlaw smoking sections in various restaurants in my state. I don't smoke, and it bugs me, but I've always felt that a restaurant owner knows his clientele, and it should be his call how he wants to run his establishment.

When this was happening, I proposed cigarettes that used cigarette paper with the American flag printed on it. Then when you're smoking, you're burning the flag... So the woke are in a bit of a moral quandary... burning a cigarette is bad, but burning the flag is good. How to resolve?