crap!! I missed it!!! So what happened?
Well, everybody wanted to come clean before God came, so a few not-so-surprising confessions were made.
Mayo is actually the father of IronCore's child. IronCore actually carried the mutt as Mayo didn't pull out in time.
FlyingDragon admitted that his alter ego is Harry Potter and he dresses up for conventions.
Goldy is actually the red-haired troll from Lord of the Rings.
Dangling Unit has an enlarged medula oblongata, which is why he is so ornery all the time.
Lizard King invented the Smith machine, alongside Al Gore.
And last, but not least, I have herpagonasyphylAIDS.