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TID Board Of Directors
- Feb 3, 2011
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I'll start.
This morning I wake up horny as usual, and my wife walks out of the bathroom to inform me that she started her period. STEEEERIIIIIKE 1!
I leave a little before her for a doctor's appt., assuming she will take the dog out as usual. She does not, leaves for work, and I come home to encounter not just piss, but runny shit on my fucking carpet. STEEEERIIIIIKE 2!
Then I open my packet of information given to me by the good doc, and it says that due to a medical condition that I am recovering from (ulcers), I cannot have any hard liquor for 3 months. No biggie, I don't drink alcohol except on special occasions. And then it dawned on me....my anavar is suspended in fucking Everclear! STEEEERIIIIKE 3!
FUCK THIS DAY.
This morning I wake up horny as usual, and my wife walks out of the bathroom to inform me that she started her period. STEEEERIIIIIKE 1!
I leave a little before her for a doctor's appt., assuming she will take the dog out as usual. She does not, leaves for work, and I come home to encounter not just piss, but runny shit on my fucking carpet. STEEEERIIIIIKE 2!
Then I open my packet of information given to me by the good doc, and it says that due to a medical condition that I am recovering from (ulcers), I cannot have any hard liquor for 3 months. No biggie, I don't drink alcohol except on special occasions. And then it dawned on me....my anavar is suspended in fucking Everclear! STEEEERIIIIKE 3!
FUCK THIS DAY.