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I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.
They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.
Everybody thinks I should be begging for my job back, and I'm just gonna forewarn them, it's everybody else who's gonna be begging me for their job back... If people think I'm insane or they don't think that what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions. I'm gonna live my life the way I want, I'm gonna win inside every moment, and they can just find the most comfortable chair in their small house and sit back and enjoy the show.
Well, we couldn't really call it rehab because we didn't have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management centre that we labelled the Sober Valley Lodge... It's primary client achieved radical success.
I earn $2 million an episode. I’m underpaid.
I have real fame. They have nothing. They have zero. They have that night and I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro.
I like John [Stamos], but he doesn't have what I have and the show sucks if he's on it. Sorry, just speaking the truth.
You can't process me with a normal brain.
There's nothing about that in my history anywhere. I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't know you were so sensitive. I just thought that, after you wailing on me for eight years, I could take a couple shots back.
They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.
They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.
You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. ... It's a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts.
I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power...I wish him nothing but pain...clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words...imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.
Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving to.
AND THATS JUST SOME FROM 1 DAMN INTERVIEW!!!!
CHRIST HE IS THE GREATEST!!
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