I have been deceived

[shortz]

So my girls have a Bday party to go to in the next week. I was looking forward to going because they are good friends and I always enjoy their company. Something has come up and my wife convinced me to skip out on the party to go to this other event, to which, I have no desire to go, but I feel pressured. I finally said yes, thinking it was "the right thing to do". Well, today, my wife tells me "Oh, btw, this party is cheerleader themed, and they are going to have a bunch of the high school cheerleaders in uniforms there too".

ARE YOU ****IN KIDDING ME? Not only did I not want to go to this other event, but now she hits me with this shit? She swears she just forgot to tell me that part.

 

[Lizard King]

phew, at least it wasn't an Asian Ladyboy.

switch, you go to that party and she can go to the other event.

 

[FlyingDragon]

Shortz, LK and I will attend on your behalf. Just send us the details. LK I will pick u up in the El Camino around 5.....

 

[tommyguns2]

A party in which all the attenders of legal age wear cheerleading outfits is my kind of party. A party with a bunch of underage girls in cheerleader outfits is just a recipe for trouble, IMO.

 

[shortz]

Some people just have no ****in sense of humor, and I'll leave it at that before I get myself banned...

 

[shortz]

*Bing*

Penis check on aisle 3 please, penis check on aisle 3!"

 

[DaSarge]

You weren't deceived Shortz; your wife just knows you're a perv...

 

[monsoon]

What Shortz fails to mention. Is that the other event is a Boy Scout jamboree.

 

[shortz]

What Shortz fails to mention. Is that the other event is a Boy Scout jamboree.

You have to teach them young that it's ok...

 

[Turbolag]

FD, can I ride in the bed of the El Comino?

 

[FlyingDragon]

Sorry Turbo, the bed of the El Camino is reserved for your mom......

 

[graniteman]

Shortz, you're not missing much. Turbo, GAIDEN, monsoon and Schultzy in their cheerleader uniforms will just burn your eyes n brain. Especially Turbo n Schultzy leaving their draws off for a truly disgusting and furball view....